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@Drewnogal said
Just got thrown out of a Facebook watercolour group😑
What a bloody nerve!
Did you use oils?😲


Ring Ring πŸ“ž

“Thank you for calling the ACME Broadband Service. Your call is important us but we are very busy at the moment and it may take longer than usual for you to get to speak with us today. Our website www.broadbandnumpties.com might have the answers to your queries would you like me to text you a link? Just say “yes” or “no”.

“NO”

“OK let’s get you started …” “In a few words tell me what the purpose of your call is today?”

“My broadband isn’t working”

“Your broadband isn’t working” “Is that right?”

“YES”

“Have you tried switching your numptie-router off and then on again?”

“YES, SEVERAL TIMES”

“OK before I put you through to one of our agents can you type in your 16 digit account number; you find this on the top right of your account page”

“I CAN’T ACCESS MY ACCOUNT PAGE BECAUSE MY BROADBAND ISN’T WORKING!”

“I’m sorry I didn’t quite catch that; please type in your 16 digit account number; you find this on the top right of your account page”

“I CANNOT ACCESS MY ACCOUNT PAGE!” (grrr)

“Would you like to reset your password?”

“OH MY GOD!!!”

“I’m sorry I didn’t catch that; please say in a few words what the reason for your call is today”

“I WOULD LKKE TO UPGRADE MY BROADBAND TO NUMPTY-SUPER++”

“I’ll put you through a sales agent right now”


@diver said
Ring Ring πŸ“ž

“Thank you for calling the ACME Broadband Service. Your call is important us but we are very busy at the moment and it may take longer than usual for you to get to speak with us today. Our website www.broadbandnumpties.com might have the answers to your queries would you like me to text you a link? Just say “yes” or “no”.

“NO”

“OK let’s get you started …” ...[text shortened]... LD LKKE TO UPGRADE MY BROADBAND TO NUMPTY-SUPER++”

“I’ll put you through a sales agent right now”
I see, you too, have had the pleasure of “talking to” the new and improved, customer service machine.πŸ‘πŸ˜‘

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@Great-Big-Stees said
I see, you too, have had the pleasure of “talking to” the new and improved, customer service machine.πŸ‘πŸ˜‘
All too often I’m grumpy to say 😀

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@Great-Big-Stees said
Did you use oils?😲
No, I simply asked the question whether posters were concerned about the shots posted of their paintings might get screen shot and used elsewhere - as there had been a tv mention that a certain graphic artist who had spent hours - months designing her own range of cards had discovered her designs being sold on a website selling cheap cards.

Now what does that tell you?

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@Drewnogal said
No, I simply asked the question whether posters were concerned about the shots posted of their paintings might get screen shot and used elsewhere - as there had been a tv mention that a certain graphic artist who had spent hours - months designing her own range of cards had discovered her designs being sold on a website selling cheap cards.

Now what does that tell you?
That there are unscrupulous individuals in the world?πŸ€”πŸ˜²πŸ«’

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@diver said
All too often I’m grumpy to say 😀
And this is “progress”?πŸ€”πŸ˜‘

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@Great-Big-Stees said
That there are unscrupulous individuals in the world?πŸ€”πŸ˜²πŸ«’
Yes, on that very site !