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The Halloween Limerick Competition

The Halloween Limerick Competition

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The ghoul of the school was unseen
On tonight of all nights, Halloween
He's tucked up in bed
With the flu (so he said)
Oh what strange times these are indeed!


They yelled at my door "trick or treat?"
so I gave them a bucket of meat.
They screamed, "that's disgusting!"
"Serves you right," I said, "for being so trusting,
now scram the lesson's complete."


the night was spooky and eldritch
i shivered as i hid in the ditch
"she ain't gonna get me"
my bravado a useless plea
doomed by the shadow of the witch

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midnight is here and all is not well
witches are gathering to cast a spell
ghouls are screaming
and children are dreaming
of the many horror stories to tell


Children played happily in their dens
Squealing and shrieking amongst themselves
Then along came a werewolf
Who gobbled them all up
And now it's nice and quiet again.


@cheesemaster said


Excuse me I have to get ready for my date with Suzianne 😏
As if that would happen!

-VR

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Children should be eaten but not heard.

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@neilarini said
Children should be eaten but not heard.
So were you quiet as a child?

-VR


@divegeester removed their quoted post
Certainly not me. This is a fun thread.

We need more of them.


i took my halloween thumb
shoved it square up halloween's bum
this day ain't so fun
carousing with nuns
i'm hitting the tavern for a bottle of rum


I baked a Halloween cookie,
and gave it to RHP rookie,
it didn't taste good
contained lumps of wood,
he gave me a really cross looky.

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