The ghoul of the school was unseen On tonight of all nights, Halloween He's tucked up in bed With the flu (so he said) Oh what strange times these are indeed!
They yelled at my door "trick or treat?" so I gave them a bucket of meat. They screamed, "that's disgusting!" "Serves you right," I said, "for being so trusting, now scram the lesson's complete."
the night was spooky and eldritch i shivered as i hid in the ditch "she ain't gonna get me" my bravado a useless plea doomed by the shadow of the witch
midnight is here and all is not well witches are gathering to cast a spell ghouls are screaming and children are dreaming of the many horror stories to tell
Children played happily in their dens Squealing and shrieking amongst themselves Then along came a werewolf Who gobbled them all up And now it's nice and quiet again.