The Halloween Limerick Competition

@lemondrop

Obviously 2 people thought you were saying something wrong. You are consistant on a bit of a roll I would say.

-VR

@very-rusty said
@lemondrop

Obviously 2 people thought you were saying something wrong. You are consistant on a bit of a roll I would say.

-VR

where is your entry?
show some guts

@lemondrop said
where is your entry?
show some guts

That limerick wasn't so hot lemon.

Something quite sour about it! 😉

-VR

the child complains about a tummyache
too much candy, cocoa, and halloween cake
he'll get no pity
only jokes half witty
and a glass of seltzer ff sake

Come a little nearer the campfire,
let me tell you about Dave the vampire,
he doesn't have teeth
struggles with beef,
but has a cape people really admire.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
'There's a zombie in my cupboard,'
the little child blubbered,
His mother said. 'Billy,
don't be so silly,
look, it's Old Mother Hubbard.'

Look, it's L. Ron Hubbard !

@moonbus said
Look, it's L. Ron Hubbard !

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Written_works_of_L._Ron_Hubbard

-VR

Elron the Elf was heard to say;
"I eat plated peach cobbler, once a day."
But when he'd choked on a pit.
'Cause he failed to spit.
He switched to fairy pumpkins, from a tray.

the jack o lantern wet his pants
following a colony of army ants
clean up this mess
and I'll confess
or would you rather hear my rants

There once was a bat from New Delhi
That flew from his cave for some helly
He tried the big hat; and said 'nuff of that
And snuggled the bare with his belly

@torunn said
There once lived a ghost in Dundee
who invited some witches for tea.
They gave him a fright,
they chased him all night
He thought: Somebody up there loves me.

This seems to be the runaway winner!

@ghost-of-a-duke said
This seems to be the runaway winner!

Oh dear, nice!

@torunn said
Oh dear, nice!

I'd hate to burst anyone's bubble but I believe this has become a popularity contest. Like Halloween has been over for days. Lets pick a winner already!

Oh yea, the rules....LOL...!!!

-VR

@very-rusty said
I'd hate to burst anyone's bubble but I believe this has become a popularity contest. Like Halloween has been over for days. Lets pick a winner already!

Oh yea, the rules....LOL...!!!

-VR

we have a winner
just hasn't been declared