The Halloween Limerick Competition

While Dracula and vampires romanced
The werewolves and witches danced
Frankenstein was rocking
The banshees were popping
It was just another Monster Mash!

Neilarini's Halloween comp,
became a spectacular romp,
Although nobody flirted
posts were alerted,
if we find them we'll give them the chomp.

Halloween this year will occur on the same night as the ..

Read more at:
https://www.businessinsider.in/science/space/news/2020-full-blue-moon-will-appear-on-halloween-for-the-first-time-in-76-years-heres-why-it-was-missing-for-so-long/articleshow/78950810.cms?utm_source=contentofinterest&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=cppst

Just a bit of trivia there.

-VR

There once was a witch from 'Frisco
Who gaily romped at the disco
But one halloween
She fancied a 'queen'
Now she's Ms. Quentin Crisp-Oh!

@very-rusty said
Halloween this year will occur on the same night as the ..

Read more at:
https://www.businessinsider.in/science/space/news/2020-full-blue-moon-will-appear-on-halloween-for-the-first-time-in-76-years-heres-why-it-was-missing-for-so-long/articleshow/78950810.cms?utm_source=contentofinterest&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=cppst

Just a bit of trivia there.

-VR

how many treats should i give myself
if i show up dressed as an elf?
i'm just schizo enough
to call my own bluff
and toast me to my own health


ok now i'm confused

Santa was totally confused
seem his rain deer were being abused
He thought it was December
but found it was October
unaware of the ghost putting tacks in his shoes

There once was a Halloween pumpkin
Who liked to be close to the Trump kin.
But soon they found out,
What all was about:
It’s orange-faced Donald himself, *grin* 😁!

'There's a zombie in my cupboard,'
the little child blubbered,
His mother said. 'Billy,
don't be so silly,
look, it's Old Mother Hubbard.'

the witches wand was very dusty
smelled of tobacco, mold and musty
but it still worked
scaring jerks
fools and the trusty

-Removed-

@lemondrop said
Santa was totally confused
seem his rain deer were being abused
He thought it was December
but found it was October
unaware of the ghost putting tacks in his shoes