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I will tell you what is the meaning of life.

The meaning of life is t... er... wait, must go now. I will post the
meaning of life as soon as I return, alright?

I'll just go to hunt with my friend Dick Cheney and I'll be back.

Loose Screw
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Here let Monty Python help you with The Meaning of Life.

Why are we here? What's life all about?
Is God really real, or is there some doubt?
Well, tonight, we're going to sort it all out,
For, tonight, it's 'The Meaning of Life'.
What's the point of all this hoax?
Is it the chicken and the egg time? Are we just yolks?
Or, perhaps, we're just one of God's little jokes.
Well, ça c'est le 'Meaning of Life'.

Is life just a game where we make up the rules
While we're searching for something to say,
Or are we just simply spiralling coils
Of self-replicating DNA. Nay, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay.

In this 'life', what is our fate?
Is there Heaven and Hell? Do we reincarnate?
Is mankind evolving, or is it too late?
Well, tonight, here's 'The Meaning of Life'.

For millions, this 'life' is a sad vale of tears,
Sitting 'round with rien nothing to say
While the scientists say we're just simply spiralling coils
Of self-replicating DNA. Nay, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay.

So, just why-- why are we here,
And just what-- what-- what-- what do we fear?
Well, ce soir, for a change, it will all be made clear,
For this is 'The Meaning of Life'. C'est le sens de la vie.
This is 'The Meaning of Life'.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I will tell you what is the meaning of life.

The meaning of life is t... er... wait, must go now. I will post the
meaning of life as soon as I return, alright?

I'll just go to hunt with my friend Dick Cheney and I'll be back.
"Always look on the bright side of life !!!"

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Phlab,

Please close down the general forum for ever.

Thanks,

dottewell

Seitse
Doug Stanhope

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Dear Phlab,

I trully recommend, my son, that you cease buying toilet paper.

It seems that dotewelsh's nose is more than enough.

God bless you, my son.

Father O'Malley

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Seriously, this stuff's basically spam, and about as far away from funny as it's possible to get.

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Originally posted by dottewell
Seriously, this stuff's basically spam, and about as far away from funny as it's possible to get.
Let Morgan help you with SPAM:

spam spam spam
gobble gobble gobble
spam spam spam
gobble gobble gobble

i love the taste
(of spam)
the smell
(of spam)
the look
(of spam)

spam is good
spam is great

spam is everywhere
everyones fantasy

i love the taste
(of spam)
the smell
(of spam)
the look
(of spam)

if i
if i
if i build a dam
if i built a dam of spam
if i built a dam of spam i'de be
i'de be
i'de be a monkey

(spam)
the look
(spam)
the smell
(spam)
the taste of spam

spam is good
spam is great

spam is everywhere
everyones fantasy

(spam)
(spam)
(spam)
(spam)

(spam)

i love the taste
of spam
the smell
of spam
the look
of
of spam

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
Let Morgan help you with SPAM:

spam spam spam
gobble gobble gobble
spam spam spam
gobble gobble gobble

i love the taste
(of spam)
the smell
(of spam)
the look
(of spam)

spam is good
spam is great

spam is everywhere
everyones fantasy

i love the taste
(of spam)
the smell
(of spam)
the look
(of spam)

if i
if i
if i ...[text shortened]... )
(spam)

(spam)

i love the taste
of spam
the smell
of spam
the look
of
of spam
I have to push the pramalot !!!!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Dear Phlab,

I trully recommend, my son, that you cease buying toilet paper.

It seems that dotewelsh's nose is more than enough.

God bless you, my son.

Father O'Malley
These are words that hurt.

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Seitse
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Originally posted by Phlabibit
These are words that hurt.

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God bless you?

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Originally posted by Seitse
God bless you?
I don't think it took, I don't feel any better now.

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Seitse
Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I don't think it took, I don't feel any better now.

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Fair enough.

But what if I really, really, really mean it?

Would that make a difference?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I don't think it took, I don't feel any better now.

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Seitse..... someone needs a hug !!!!!!!!

Seitse
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Originally posted by Jay Joos
Seitse..... someone needs a hug !!!!!!!!
Yes, indeed!

Let's all hug Phlab!

{{{{{{{Phlabibit}}}}}}}

Well spoted, Jay!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Yes, indeed!

Let's all hug Phlab!

{{{{{{{Phlabibit}}}}}}}

Well spoted, Jay!
Now I'm uncomfortable!

😞

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