Originally posted by Ice ColdWhen I was a toddler I could touch my ears with tongue. Ice cream stuck up a nostril was no problem. But the secret with women is the tongue - if you want 7 children like I have, excercise that slow tongue.
Hasn't everyone?
I never knew that you were once a conjoined twin.
Originally posted by Rene Pogelyour tongue does not give you kids. do some **** push-ups, like jack black does.
When I was a toddler I could touch my ears with tongue. Ice cream stuck up a nostril was no problem. But the secret with women is the tongue - if you want 7 children like I have, excercise that slow tongue.
Originally posted by EcstremeVenomAs Kirksey once said
your tongue does not give you kids. do some **** push-ups, like jack black does.
The tongue does not wither
like the worm
and anyway Im talking witticisms falling like drops of honey from the tongue not its ability to transmit chromosomal material
Originally posted by Rene PogelYou idiots ruined the game.
As Kirksey once said
The tongue does not wither
like the worm
and anyway Im talking witticisms falling like drops of honey from the tongue not its ability to transmit chromosomal material
The idiot below me will probably reruin the game.
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundI didn't know I was dancing with a man. I thought it was odd when you got a stiffy when we were grinding.
Who are you, and i hope this string in my mouth is a tea bag 😛
The person below has a strange itching in their pants.
The person below me drives an AMC Gremlin.
