@earl-of-trumps said
Sorry. Supply your own Depends.

I'm smoking in this bar damnit!

🚬

Play some techno damnit!

Doosh! Doosh! Doosh!

😏

@cheesemaster said
Got a light?

@earl-of-trumps said
how's ya do this in the big house?

The whole battery is a positive charge.
Except for the flat bottom.
So that metal cover on batteries that show the label is actually protection.

If you scratch away that metal or take it off it's all a positive charge except for the flat bottom.

So...

Near the flat bottom you scratch away that cover. Just a little.
You take a thin foil strip and place it on the flat bottom and hold it there.
Once you touch the other end of that thin foil strip to the exposed side it lights up like a lighter but ya gotta be quick.

The old school way was take apart two pencils and keep the graphite intact.

Put one graphite rod into an electrical outlet and the other graphite rod into the one beside it.
Wrap it in toilet paper and you get a fire.
(This is not done anymore since the battery method was discovered)

You can also use razor blades with the battery but once the thin foil strip method was discovered everyone uses that.
(You get burned using razor blades)

I can do a thin strip of foil battery light with one hand and light a smoke.
No different than you using a regular bic lighter.

😏 🚬

I also know how to make tattoo ink out of soot and I can make any kind of shank you want.

Metal, Plastic or Wood. 😏

Nothing to brag about of course but if the world goes crazy I would survive.

Homelessness and Prison teaches you a lot.

If you twist toilet paper right it can be made into a rope and newspapers can be made into a weapon.
(They limit your toilet paper supply because of this)
(Newspapers are almost obsolete)

Schools should teach this but alas they don't.

I can make prison hooch (wine)
But you could get botulism.

Still good for a buzz though 🤔

Anyways...

Let's focus on drinking and smoking and plan this bank job shall we?

holy jeeeezus.

you learned well

I learned I wasted my life.
I envy the guy with the house and wife and kids.

Some of them have said they envy my freedom though so basically nobody is happy it seems 🤔

@earl-of-trumps said
Ok, I'll be out on the sidewalk. after I have the tea.