The RHP Tavern on the Board is open

@kevin-eleven said
Thank you (and the mysterious benefactor), and perhaps I did not write clearly enough, but I wasn't asking for that brand specifically, but for something locally brewed, to support and appreciate the local brewers.

@great-big-stees said
In that case we’ll offer you an ale produced by the local microbrewery (The Board). It, the ale, is called simply Chairman. I do hope you find it to your liking. Your opinion would be greatly appreciated by the owner of the brewery. He is a regular here.

@kevin-eleven said
Thank you. Of course a top priority was to try out the local ales, as I have only had factory beer up until now.

First off, I like that there's only a slight amount of head, like the tide foam on a chilly, overcast day, near a cliff where a body was recently found. This has an agreeable amount of carbonation, and is delightfully herbaceous, which is what I was most ho ...[text shortened]... of oak, and some unnameable note which somehow reminds me of fireflies at dusk.

Well done, I say!

@very-rusty said

I'll have a tea no spit in it when someone gets a moment.

@kevin-eleven said
You're the only one who spits in the drinks of others.

♫ "Full moon, and empty arms" ♫

@kevin-eleven said
Thank you. Of course a top priority was to try out the local ales, as I have only had factory beer up until now.

First off, I like that there's only a slight amount of head, like the tide foam on a chilly, overcast day, near a cliff where a body was recently found. This has an agreeable amount of carbonation, and is delightfully herbaceous, which is what I was most ho ...[text shortened]... of oak, and some unnameable note which somehow reminds me of fireflies at dusk.

Well done, I say!

@very-rusty said
What is that nasty smell in here?

Never mind I see ceasar salad, aka kevin-eleven all is explained!

I'll have a tea no spit in it when someone gets a moment.

-VR

@great-big-stees said
If I hear of, or see anyone spitting anywhere, other than into the available spittoons, I will personally toss the tosser out of the place. Now VR here’s your green tea....enjoy.

@torunn said
That's right. There is big sign at the entrance - 'No spitting or smoking'.

@great-big-stees said
So the body must have been that of FMF then, as it’s you responding.🤔😉

@kevin-eleven said
Good morning, Sir!

I had forgotten about that other "cliff" post until you made the connection, but I don't think that poor bloated sod could have been FMF -- I'm pretty sure I've seen him or his persona out and and about recently.

@Great-Big-Stees
Do you know if we have dandelion sherry?

@great-big-stees said
Well the tattoo, in the shape of a question mark, on the body’s chest, where the heart is supposed to be, was obviously a coincidence then. What can I get you sir?

@torunn said
@Great-Big-Stees
Do you know if we have dandelion sherry?