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@kevin-eleven said
For starters I think I'd like a large grilled tuna steak with lemon pepper, two eggs over easy, a mound of hash browns with hot sauce on the side, and some strong black iced tea with sugar and lemon. Thank you!
Say...you are hungry aren’t you? Here you go. Oh, BTW, that hot sauce is called “Slap Yo Mama”...let me know what ya think.👍

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@great-big-stees said
I didn’t know we called Sherry, Dandelion. Is she aware of it? 🤔
She was last night.

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@torunn said
She was last night.
Did she overdo it again? 😲 😉

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@great-big-stees said
Say...you are hungry aren’t you? Here you go. Oh, BTW, that hot sauce is called “Slap Yo Mama”...let me know what ya think.👍
After a few moments of tearful but delighted gasping:

Yowza! I dare say Mama slapped me back, hard! That must be about 5 million Scoville units. Could I have a few paper towels, please?

<puts more hot sauce on the hash browns>

It does have a great and distinctive blend of flavors, though.

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@kevin-eleven said
After a few moments of tearful but delighted gasping:

Yowza! I dare say Mama slapped me back, hard! That must be about 5 million Scoville units. Could I have a few paper towels, please?

<puts more hot sauce on the hash browns>

It does have a great and distinctive blend of flavors, though.
My dear sir, the Tavern is a few steps up from a “common” one and so we don’t use paper towels but we do have linen napkins. Here you go. BTW, what have you done with the one you were provided with when you sat down? Please tell me you didn’t...put it in your rucksack.😲

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@great-big-stees said
My dear sir, the Tavern is a few steps up from a “common” one and so we don’t use paper towels but we do have linen napkins. Here you go. BTW, what have you done with the one you were provided with when you sat down? Please tell me you didn’t...put it in your rucksack.😲
Thank you, sir, but I should explain I was trying to be considerate and asked for paper towels because I felt it wouldn't be right to ask for a clean bar towel let alone a linen napkin to deal with all the tears and other exudates from my pepper-sauce experience.

As for the napkin I was provided, I'll admit that at one point I amused myself by making a Godzilla origami out of it, and I think Trev took it for his table (with my consent, of course).

Also, considering the upscale, cosmopolitan nature of The Tavern, may I suggest you start referring to the napkins as "serviettes"? 😉


@Kevin-Eleven

"exudates". 😲 Holy Jeeeezus, Kev, wouldn't excretions do? 😆


@kevin-eleven said
Thank you, sir, but I should explain I was trying to be considerate and asked for paper towels because I felt it wouldn't be right to ask for a clean bar towel let alone a linen napkin to deal with all the tears and other exudates from my pepper-sauce experience.

As for the napkin I was provided, I'll admit that at one point I amused myself by making a Godzilla origam ...[text shortened]... mopolitan nature of The Tavern, may I suggest you start referring to the napkins as "serviettes"? 😉
You may.

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@Earl-of-Trumps

😆 😆 😆

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@earl-of-trumps said
@Kevin-Eleven

"exudates". 😲 Holy Jeeeezus, Kev, wouldn't excretions do? 😆
LOL.....I couldn't help it!

-VR

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@very-rusty said
LOL.....I couldn't help it!

-VR
Yes you could.


@Great-Big-Stees

Today is Mother's Day in Sweden - let's drink to that. 🙂


@torunn said
@Great-Big-Stees

Today is Mother's Day in Sweden - let's drink to that. 🙂
I was wondering where she had got to. 😁


@relentless-red said
I was wondering where she had got to. 😁
I bet she got more than two.🤔😉


@torunn said
@Great-Big-Stees

Today is Mother's Day in Sweden - let's drink to that. 🙂
Glad mödrar dag, Torunn. 😉

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