Originally posted by @handyandytiger’s fractals were in bad condition about three days ago. But that wasn’t due to old age, of course - tiger’s only eight years old. Instead, a pub trollop kneed him in the groin after he (allegedly) groped her.
What causes that? Is it old age?
tiger’s a handful when he has a belly full of ale!
Originally posted by @badradger<bet u are a southern shandy drinking, tutu wearing, yuppie softy walter type.>
I don't know where u live in the uk , you could watch the mighty redcar ( I live 5 miles away in Middlesbrough) we live in perpetual recession bet u are a southern shandy drinking, tutu wearing, yuppie softy walter type.
tiger only drinks ale but he can drink anyone I know under the table, even though he’s only eight years old.
And tiger’s never worn a tutu, but I did catch him trying on Bronwen’s panties the other day.
And tiger’s as far from a yuppie as you can get. He’s a rough-and-tumble, ale-swilling, peanut butter-loving scamp whose adorable antics and hijinks keep us all on our toes.
He’s a handful!
-Removed-Oh come on, tiger. What plan would you have? You’re only eight years old!
Your plans involve eating a PB&J sandwich, drinking pints of ale, puffing on cigarettes with Kiddo and rifling through Bronwen’s panty drawer.
Let’s not pretend you’re some geopolitical expert. Save that tall tale for the pub!
Originally posted by @romans1009u I like
Oh come on, tiger. What plan would you have? You’re only eight years old!
Your plans involve eating a PB&J sandwich, drinking pints of ale, puffing on cigarettes with Kiddo and rifling through Bronwen’s panty drawer.
Let’s not pretend you’re some geopolitical expert. Save that tall tale for the pub!
Originally posted by @romans1009Only a partially-educated, ignorant, insular, parochial
Oh come on, tiger. What plan would you have? You’re only eight years old!
Your plans involve eating a PB&J sandwich, drinking pints of ale, puffing on cigarettes with Kiddo and rifling through Bronwen’s panty drawer.
Let’s not pretend you’re some geopolitical expert. Save that tall tale for the pub!
yank would think that a Brit would eat a PB&J sandwich.
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Originally posted by @badradgerExcept that he had no choice. If he hadn't held the referendum, the very people who now blame him for it would have been baying for his blood for wanting to deny the Great Democratic English Public its constitution-guaranteed will. (That would've been just as much b***cks as blaming him is now, but nevertheless you could already see it starting to rise in the Daily Hate et al.)
alas she was handed the poison chalice by camoron and I mean moron, what fool offers its plebs a referendum of any sort right in the middle of the worst recession since the 70s, making no plans if it went south as it did, I hang well left of centre and i am a member of momentum, I didn't vote leave but fot the life of me could not give a good reason to stay.
No, if you want to blame someone for the omnishambles that is Brexit, referendum included, blame the people who demanded it. Blame Johnson, Farage and Rees Mogg. Blame the likes of Dacre and Murdoch. They're the ones who whipped up the English public against Cameron.
Don't mistake me: there is more than enough to blame the Porcine Casanova for. The Brexit referendum is not his fault, though. He had the choice between holding it, or losing the next election to someone who would hold it. Blame Blustering Boris and Nigelle le Gurn instead.
Originally posted by @shallow-bluethe whole Brexit concept has been a total clusterf#ck.
Except that he had no choice. If he hadn't held the referendum, the very people who now blame him for it would have been baying for his blood for wanting to deny the Great Democratic English Public its constitution-guaranteed will. (That would've been just as much b***cks as blaming him is now, but nevertheless you could already see it starting to rise ...[text shortened]... next election to someone who would hold it. Blame Blustering Boris and Nigelle le Gurn instead.