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Originally posted by Sunburnt
My breasts are more like mediumly sumptuous.
I look up "sumptuous" and get "splendid and expensive-looking."

The "expensive looking" aspect is ambiguous.

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Originally posted by JS357
I look up "sumptuous" and get "splendid and expensive-looking."

The "expensive looking" aspect is ambiguous.
Not necessarily.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Grampy Bobby will be along to present to you shortly whilst pawing your hair and fantasizing of licking the sweat between your toes.
I feel a wee bit awkward reading all this. Is this a private thread? Should I leave? 😕

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the return of the magic,
is not for the faint of heart...
sequester yer pregnant, or nursing mothers,
and blindfold the grunting, panting olde farts...

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Originally posted by darvlay
Grampy Bobby will be along to present to you shortly whilst pawing your hair and fantasizing of licking the sweat between your toes.
Saw this Bumper Sticker "100,000 Sperm And ~d Was The Fastest?"
recently and thought about posting it here but changed my mind.
lol You ever change, I'm calling the Cyberspace Cops. Isn't diversity great!

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Originally posted by C Hess
I feel a wee bit awkward reading all this. Is this a private thread? Should I leave? 😕
Move along, Peasants, nothing to see here.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
My breasts are more like mediumly sumptuous.
Yes, but do they help you float?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Yes, but do they help you float?
You're a bit of a chubby bundle of love aren't you Sonhouse? Do those luscious man titties help you float?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Grampy Bobby will be along to present to you shortly whilst pawing your hair and fantasizing of licking the sweat between your toes.
And pay me a syrupy and disingenuous compliment dripping with passive-aggression and lame-ass high brow language.....even though I found him creepy enough to block ABOUT FOUR YEARS AGO.

They shouldn't let old people use the internet.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You're a bit of a chubby bundle of love aren't you Sonhouse? Do those luscious man titties help you float?
As if you don't have man titties.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
As if you don't have man titties.
He's probably the tittiest of them all. I'm betting he has to lift them up to get the washcloth underneath.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
They shouldn't let old people use the internet.
Hey!! 😠

Um, what exactly is old?

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Originally posted by C Hess
Hey!! 😠

Um, what exactly is old?
To a two year old probably 8. To a twelve year old likely someone 29. To a 70 year old someone 100. Pretty basic stuff I'd say.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
To a two year old probably 8. To a twelve year old likely someone 29. To a 70 year old someone 100. Pretty basic stuff I'd say.
By that standard, sunburnt suggests that only the new born should be
allowed to use the interwebz. Get out of here! 😏

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Originally posted by C Hess
By that standard, sunburnt suggests that only the new born should be
allowed to use the interwebz. Get out of here! 😏
From what I've seen, other than here at RHP of course, it is.