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The Sahara?

Chessplaya548

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29 Jan 07

Originally posted by Lundos
Sahara?

The sunny side of Mercury

mlprior

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29 Jan 07

Originally posted by Lundos
Sahara?

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mother.

😀

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29 Jan 07

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Originally posted by mlprior
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mother.

😀

Lol. It's getting better. But still not fun.

mlprior

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29 Jan 07

Originally posted by Lundos
Lol. It's getting better. But still not fun.

What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with
everybody at the party except you.

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Originally posted by mlprior
What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with
everybody at the party except you.

Better. I hate bitches. I mean I'm not that ugly.

mlprior

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29 Jan 07

Originally posted by Lundos
Better. I hate bitches. I mean I'm not that ugly.

Ah, funny Lundos!

What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

No one to talk to during orgasm.

slimjim

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29 Jan 07

Originally posted by Chessplaya548
The sunny side of Mercury

Drier than a popcorn fart.

mlprior

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29 Jan 07

The three words men hate to hear most during sex:

"Are you in?"

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The three words women hate to hear most during sex:

"Honey, I'm home!"

😀

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29 Jan 07

Originally posted by mlprior
Ah, funny Lundos!

What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

No one to talk to during orgasm.

I guess that's a big problem for the average internet chess player too 😛

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29 Jan 07

Originally posted by mlprior
The three words men hate to hear most during sex:

"Are you in?"

___________________________________________________________

The three words women hate to hear most during sex:

"Honey, I'm home!"

😀

Hehe. Women. Things are getting more wet (or is wetter a better word?).

mlprior

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29 Jan 07

Originally posted by Lundos
Hehe. Women. Things are getting more wet (or is wetter a better word?).

Wetter sounds much better.

Why are you in bed Lundos? Or should I not ask? 🙄

mlprior

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?

The one who can eat the last donut.

I'm wondering if there are any moderators around tonight?
To modify or not to modify, that is the question.

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29 Jan 07

Originally posted by mlprior
Wetter sounds much better.

Why are you in bed Lundos? Or should I not ask? 🙄

I agree.

Because I can be 🙂

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29 Jan 07

Originally posted by mlprior
Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?

The one who can eat the last donut.

I'm wondering if there are any moderators around tonight?
To modify or not to modify, that is the question.

I not sure you want to talk about eating (chewing and biting) and that exact area.

The mods are laughing too.