Originally posted by mlpriorKeep going! These are great!
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
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Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat the last donut.
I'm wondering if there are any moderators around tonight?
To modify or not to modify, that is the question.
Originally posted by LundosBecause you are soooo hot, no doubt. 🙄
Swing by and try me... My bet is yes 😛 But you might end up very sweaty.
Ok, last one for the night, I really need to get some zzzzz!
What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
On that note,
Sweet Dreams!
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Originally posted by reader1107I hadn't heard the second part, but I heard the first one from my boss. It was funny to see how funny and at the same time embarrassing she thought it was. I had no idea what she was talking about, and when she explained it, of course I had to ask annoying questions like "but why twelve?". I still don't find the joke funny, but some of my colleagues built a snowman with 12 doughnuts - now that was funny!
Keep going! These are great!
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Originally posted by NordlysIt was just an arbitrary number of doughnuts which would be too difficult to carry with a cup of coffee in each hand. Why coffee? I hear you ask. 🙂 Considering your natural tendency to analyse things to a greater depth than most people (nothing wrong with that though, by the way. 🙂 ). The joke should be:
I hadn't heard the second part, but I heard the first one from my boss. It was funny to see how funny and at the same time embarrassing she thought it was. I had no idea what she was talking about, and when she explained it, of course I had to ask annoying questions like "but why twelve?". I still don't find the joke funny, but some of my colleagues built a snowman with 12 doughnuts - now that was funny!
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who has hands full and can carry lots of doughnuts.
Originally posted by lauseyYes, that's better. 🙂 Still a bad joke, though.
It was just an arbitrary number of doughnuts which would be too difficult to carry with a cup of coffee in each hand. Why coffee? I hear you ask. 🙂 Considering your natural tendency to analyse things to a greater depth than most people (nothing wrong with that though, by the way. 🙂 ). The joke should be:
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who has hands full and can carry lots of doughnuts.
Originally posted by NordlysNordlys, you are overthinking this.
I hadn't heard the second part, but I heard the first one from my boss. It was funny to see how funny and at the same time embarrassing she thought it was. I had no idea what she was talking about, and when she explained it, of course I had to ask annoying questions like "but why twelve?". I still don't find the joke funny, but some of my colleagues built a snowman with 12 doughnuts - now that was funny!
Just laugh and move on please.
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