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What's all this then, all against one in a verbal battle just for a supposed bad taste of music.
Have you people ever heard some of those Dutch glorious singers like Frans Bauer, Jantje Smit and Marianne Weber? I don't know this Dragonforce music making group, but it must be more pleasant to listen to than those people I dare not name again while I feel ashamed I named them once in this post already...
Originally posted by dottewellI have an amulet attached to my guitar strap
Having just been introduced to the world of "swords-and-sorcery death metal", I have decided to start a band.
We shall be called "Orcshammer".
I will handle vocals and lead guitar.
I am recruiting:
*Rhythm guitarist (with an amulet)
*Bass guitarist (human or half-elf preferred)
*Drummer (high hit points a must)
*A paladin
Please apply in writing to the normal address.
😀
Originally posted by The Slow PawnIt's not about technique Boris, it's about what you do with it. If you waste it on the sort of music that only Orcs could listen to then you get no respect from me. Sure, my band may not have the same technical ability, but I'd sure as hell rather make the most of what we've got, than make bizarre cabaret retardo-sound.
It's the same with any Metallica thread I've ever started ...
Even people like Starrman (who play in local band) diss a band that have (undoubtless) a talent to produce outstanding music like few others ... I highly doubt that Starrman and his band could play a single song of them cause they are all technically far to difficult (leave alone write a ...[text shortened]... o come one, blow the Pawn away like wucky so badly wants (still not over me yet, are you ??)
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Originally posted by rhbDude, that's too good. The band is yours. Besides, I've moved on. From now on I am going to be making bizarre cabaret retardo-music with my new band "Clownsreich".
Get off. It is THE Amulet of Rhythmic Power Metal (+5). I would carry nothing less since slaying the mighty beast that is now known only in legend as 'Snap the Rhythm Dancer'.
Originally posted by dottewellI feel Clownsreich may top the bizarre caberet retardo-sound charts for some time. Perhaps there be dark magics afoot...
Dude, that's too good. The band is yours. Besides, I've moved on. From now on I am going to be making bizarre cabaret retardo-music with my new band "Clownsreich".
Originally posted by StarrmanThat's the sort of answer I expected from you Starrman ... Narrow minded to the max ...
It's not about technique Boris, it's about what you do with it. If you waste it on the sort of music that only Orcs could listen to then you get no respect from me. Sure, my band may not have the same technical ability, but I'd sure as hell rather make the most of what we've got, than make bizarre cabaret retardo-sound.
Orcs ???
Bands like Metallica, Maiden etc. have had gigs with 250,000+ people attending, even bands like Nightwish or Dragonforce play major concerts (but surely all of those people going to those concerts are orcs ... Great argument Starrman !!!)
Your band may have not the same technical ability ???
I'm laughing my pants off reading this ... Your band would look like bloody beginners next to anyone from Dragonforce
and the genre is not bizarre cabaret retardo-sound (what Starrman, out of arguments that you pull that kind of language ???), it's Power Metal ...
You really want to call yourself a musician if you aren't even open minded enough to appreciate Music in other genres then the one you and your band plays ??? Given your recent posts, you know jack about Music, that's for sure ... Now go and play blink blink with your friends again !!
Oh Starrman,
How many people show up when your band play (mom, dad your best friend and her girlfriend ???) ... Come on, I'm intrigued now, how many ... 10 maybe 20 if it's raining outside even 30 ??? Or aren't you at the stage yet where people let you play ???
lol, that you even have the nerve to call on outstanding bands like Dragonforce make me laugh ...