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13 Feb 06 19:07

The Slow Pawn

HIT THE LIGHTS

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13 Feb 06 19:07

Check out Dragonforce's new album

Inhuman Rampage ...

This is by far the best new album I've heard in donkey ages ... The speed and clarity (WOW) ...

Enjoy melodic power metal at its finest

Peachy

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13 Feb 06 19:11

Am Blown

XanthosNZ

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p^2.sin(phi)

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13 Feb 06 19:14

Originally posted by The Slow Pawn
Check out Dragonforce's new album

Inhuman Rampage ...

This is by far the best new album I've heard in donkey ages ... The speed and clarity (WOW) ...

Enjoy melodic power metal at its finest

You're a giant bigot.

wucky3

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13 Feb 06 19:17

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darvlay

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13 Feb 06 19:21

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I refuse to listen to anything named "Dragonforce".

Amaurote

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13 Feb 06 19:27

Sorry, I will at some point, but I have to listen to the Equalizer theme tune 445 times first.

Starrman

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13 Feb 06 19:37

Originally posted by The Slow Pawn
Check out Dragonforce's new album

Inhuman Rampage ...

This is by far the best new album I've heard in donkey ages ... The speed and clarity (WOW) ...

Enjoy melodic power metal at its finest

I'm sorry, let me get this straight, they're called Dragonforce and the album is called Inhuman Rampage? Sigh...

Here's a description from Amazon:
Third album from British quintet who bring their phenomenal instrumental talents to bear on that most maligned of genres, swords-and-sorcery power metal. Their phenomenal success has shown that there is a still a huge audience for this sort of music. Albeit with slick modern production and heavier extreme metal elements, this is essentially the classic fare of thundering drums, galloping rhythms, wailing vocals and screeching, close-harmony twin lead guitar solos.

Why, in the name of everything good, would I want to listen to anything that can be described as 'swords-and-sorcery power metal'? And when it comes reccommended by a homphobic midget as well.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Amaurote

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13 Feb 06 19:53

But on the plus side, their EP of Leonard Nimoy's "Bilbo Baggins" is a thing of joy and wonder.

darvlay

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13 Feb 06 20:35

Boris would probably be a big fan of Thor.

http://cdn.scratchrecords.com/images/Thor_Tri_CD.jpg

sasquatch672

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13 Feb 06 20:41

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13 Feb 06 22:01

Originally posted by The Slow Pawn
Enjoy melodic power metal at its finest

😞

Tago Mago

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13 Feb 06 22:08

Originally posted by darvlay
I refuse to listen to anything named "Dragonforce".

But yet you listen to something that describes its sound as "a squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag".

darvlay

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13 Feb 06 22:59

Originally posted by Will Everitt
But yet you listen to something that describes its sound as "a squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag".

Eh? That sounds vaguely familiar. Is that from a myspace profile?

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13 Feb 06 23:07

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13 Feb 06 23:08

Originally posted by Starrman
swords-and-sorcery power metal

Ha! I had no idea this existed! What an incredible combination of two of the worst things in the world!

It's like "Nazi rom-com" or "Paedophile meditation".

Fantastic!