This should be a laugh..
I'll start with one I just received from an Uncle in UK..
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
A man was seated next to a little girl on an aeroplane when the man turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've found that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the man, "What would you like to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know", said the man. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The man thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know Sh' it?
Kind of makes you think before you post...eh?
Originally posted by Tirau DanNo.
This should be a laugh..
I'll start with one I just received from an Uncle in UK..
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
A man was seated next to a little girl on an aeroplane when the man turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've found that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her bo ...[text shortened]... when you don't know Sh' it?
Kind of makes you think before you post...eh?