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..right out of the blue...a query...should i ask reader to create an "e" marriage here on time for chess...do you think she would accept my last name...reader reinfeld...do you think she would be willing to go out in public without sunglasses in november when the people in the village hold up signs with my chess rating on it as our carriage from the great house passes
the common folk on our way to the rectory on sunday ?....what if i promise to buy reader a summer house in the lake district...will that do it..or will she
just give in to public pressure as if she make an "e" marriage with me on time for chess if i promise never to post at red hot pawn anymore..what do you think ?....

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..right out of the blue...a query...should i ask reader to create an "e" marriage here on time for chess...do you think she would accept my last name...reader reinfeld...do you think she would be willing to go out in public without sunglasses in november when the people in the village hold up signs with my chess rating on it as our carriage from the great h ...[text shortened]... n time for chess if i promise never to post at red hot pawn anymore..what do you think ?....
I think we should stall you long enough for the men in white coats to turn up.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
I think we should stall you long enough for the men in white coats to turn up.
I'll be over in the other neighborhood looking to see if it's my turn to conquer Irkutz.

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Originally posted by reader1107
I'll be over in the other neighborhood looking to see if it's my turn to conquer Irkutz.
Careful, by the sound of it Reinfield is looking to conquer your Irkutz as well.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Careful, by the sound of it Reinfield is looking to conquer your Irkutz as well.
Yeah, but I'm picky about who conquers my Irkutsk! Luckily, I hang out on neither TimeForChess nor RedHotPawn.

Alas, it's not my turn in any game over there. 😞

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Darn; http://www.redhotmarriage.com is already taken...

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...so i have been rejected....i have at this point no son to carry on my noble name...(although the backlist on my chess books at the publishers is probably good for another 35 years )...ok...reader...i drop you....i will never
cut another flower from my garden and set it by my computer...it is your loss...i am a great romantic ( that means i would still love you as you age and turn quite sour )...but since you reject platonic love...i will move on to my other site, universal criminal, and ask alice to make life, heirs and war with me in the galaxy of exoidus...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...so i have been rejected....i have at this point no son to carry on my noble name...(although the backlist on my chess books at the publishers is probably good for another 35 years )...ok...reader...i drop you....i will never
cut another flower from my garden and set it by my computer...it is your loss...i am a great romantic ( that means i would still l ...[text shortened]... niversal criminal, and ask alice to make life, heirs and war with me in the galaxy of exoidus...
Nil Desperandum my friend. . . If you are in desperate need to create an heir why not try your local sperm bank.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...so i have been rejected....i have at this point no son to carry on my noble name...(although the backlist on my chess books at the publishers is probably good for another 35 years )...ok...reader...i drop you....i will never
cut another flower from my garden and set it by my computer...it is your loss...i am a great romantic ( that means i would still l ...[text shortened]... niversal criminal, and ask alice to make life, heirs and war with me in the galaxy of exoidus...
The scary thing is the premise of that site looks interesting!


Nevertheless...I'm sure you and Alice will live happily ever after.

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Originally posted by EAPOE
Nil Desperandum my friend. . . If you are in desperate need to create an heir why not try your local sperm bank.
...my dear earl...and i defer to you with great deference ( since i still owe you 80 lbs. from our last whist game and i still want to be on the invite list for lady margaret's birthday on the 7th...the sperm bank ..what an ugly
plebian idea...is for women who have not been well introduced and still
need an heir..i am a male...the third son of the lord of inverness and murray ( unlanded since your great uncle drove us off for his sheep )..but
no hard feelings..in any event..since "reader"..whom i will no longer hold in
esteeem...has rejected me without even a private note i must return for comfort to the class structure and find her quite beneath me after all...i await an invite to lady margaret's birthday...( bowing respectfully out of the great room...with no thought of reader nevermore )....

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..right out of the blue...a query...should i ask reader to create an "e" marriage here on time for chess...do you think she would accept my last name...reader reinfeld...do you think she would be willing to go out in public without sunglasses in november when the people in the village hold up signs with my chess rating on it as our carriage from the great h ...[text shortened]... n time for chess if i promise never to post at red hot pawn anymore..what do you think ?....
didn't skeeter get banned? ... how will you PM her? ...

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
didn't skeeter get banned? ... how will you PM her? ...
How would you like it if I said YOU got banned!?

Skeeter is an admirable member at RHP. You won't see her saying that 'zeeblebot got banned'. She has more class than that. Apologize!
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Originally posted by reinfeld
..right out of the blue...a query...should i ask reader to create an "e" marriage here on time for chess...do you think she would accept my last name...reader reinfeld...do you think she would be willing to go out in public without sunglasses in november when the people in the village hold up signs with my chess rating on it as our carriage from the great h ...[text shortened]... n time for chess if i promise never to post at red hot pawn anymore..what do you think ?....
I think that if you ask other people what you should do then you don't deserve her.

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Originally posted by arrakis
How would you like it if I said YOU got banned!?

Skeeter is an admirable member at RHP. You won't see her saying that 'zeeblebot got banned'. She has more class than that. Apologize!
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Apologise to you or Skeeter?

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Originally posted by arrakis
I think that if you ask other people what you should do then you don't deserve her.
...it is just a levity for the forum...just a joke...

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