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Tips for men (Shavi's agony uncle thread)

Tips for men (Shavi's agony uncle thread)

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Originally posted by phil nutley
Dear Shav
I am having problems having to get up two or three times in the night to pee, and after I have been I want to go again but there is only a dribble. Its obvious to me that I have a prostate problem but that means I will have to go to the doc and .... well she's a woman! What can I do?
Change doctor.

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Originally posted by Pullhard
Dear Shav,

What are the chances of you shutting up?

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99.5% actually. But that's another subject for another day.

However, nobody is forcing you to read my threads. So, if you don't like them, why torture yourself so?
It seems rather masochistic to me. Do you like punishment? Were you beat as a child?

mhmmmm...

I think you need more help than I can offer in a single post, I'm afraid.

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Originally posted by mokko
Forget Shav, I'm gonna tell you right now you're a dunce. She did not want to watch the stupid movie! She wanted you to unleash the beast you dolt. Chatting and killing time untill you ravished her like a posesses demon thirsty for only her sweet nectar. God men just don't have a clue. 😞
she picked a movie he LIKED .... she wanted him to hold still, for conversation ... otherwise she'd have picked a boring movie .... (maybe he's in the doghouse and doesn't know it .... a subtle form of punishment ...)

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
she picked a movie he LIKED .... she wanted him to hold still, for conversation ... otherwise she'd have picked a boring movie .... (maybe he's in the doghouse and doesn't know it .... a subtle form of punishment ...)
Nope.

Women give you the silent treatment when they're angry and you're in the doghouse, and that means you should communicate with them.

The problem obviously being that a man doesn't realise it's the silent treatment until at least 3 hours or so have passed...and then the proverbial faeces usually really hits the fan.

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ok, then, it was like a cat idly playing with a mouse ... just for entertainment ...

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Just wondered if anyone else plays this game:
you are at a public urinal and you see this big black curly hair
near the top. Do you ever try to pee it down to the drain?
If so, have you figured the best way to do it?

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
she picked a movie he LIKED .... she wanted him to hold still, for conversation ... otherwise she'd have picked a boring movie .... (maybe he's in the doghouse and doesn't know it .... a subtle form of punishment ...)
OMG! Man logic is just way too far out there for me! She picked a movie he had seen before, even owned. She wanted to be ravished in a bestly caveman sort of way.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Dear Uncle Shav,

I was recently made aware that someone whom I have known for a number of years is very attracted to me. I have known them since before my current girlfriend and had a major crush on them ever since. The trouble is they were always with someone else and I didn't think they'd be interested in me. I love my girlfriend very much, but ou ...[text shortened]... l of late and the temptation to capitulate on this opportunity is getting bigger. Can you help?
just out of interest (and I promise then I'll get my butt out of this thread):
Are you serious or are you making this up?

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Originally posted by angie88
just out of interest (and I promise then I'll get my butt out of this thread):
Are you serious or are you making this up?
Deadly serious........

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
Deadly serious........
gah! That question was directed at Liam! That's the purpose of quoting something!!

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Originally posted by angie88
gah! That question was directed at Liam! That's the purpose of quoting something!!
sometimes things come to u without asking....synchronicity my learned friend 😉

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My feeling is, if she asks your opinion, tell her what you think. If she doesn't like it, tough for her - and for you because you're not going to get anything tonight. It's going to cost you in the short run, but long-term you'll find a better partner who'll accept you for what you are. So long as you acccept her for what she is. This is the voice of experience calling.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
99.5% actually. But that's another subject for another day.

However, nobody is forcing you to read my threads. So, if you don't like them, why torture yourself so?
It seems rather masochistic to me. Do you like punishment? Were you beat as a child?

mhmmmm...

I think you need more help than I can offer in a single post, I'm afraid.
Thanks for the prompt reply.

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Dear Dr Shav (you have been promoted)

A friend of mine is suffering from a really embarrassing condition.
He explained to me the other day that he suffers from, well, how can I word this so my post is not deleted, his passengers disembark from the train before it has left the station.
Or, he arrives far too early, leaving his girlfriend to find her own way to the party.
Or, he gets so excited at the opening credits, he never sees the main film.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean.

He also explained that he had asked for advice in other forums elsewhere on the internet, and was advised to attach electrodes to his Sunday lunch (I have replaced the actual words, but we are talking meat and two veg) and give them a good old fashioned shocking. This however failed to resolve the problem and has left a strange odour in the living room.
Please please could you resolve this problem as he believes the shocking method will one day work.
I do hope this is not too ambiguous.

A concerned friend


🙄🙄🙄🙄

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Dear Uncle Shav,
I am writing on behalf of a (male) acquaintance. He doesn't know I'm writing, and he probably wouldn't want me to, but it's driving me crazy. The person I'm talking about is a whiny, sorry loser who makes a total fool of himself without ever noticing. Now, I know that several people have offered him kind advice, like for example suggesting he shoot himself in the face. Now I'd tell him to stick his feet in some wet concrete, wait til it dries and then take a dip in the nearest body of water, but I'm afraid he will not listen to me.
Please, uncle Shav, tell me what to do, since I am really worried!
Yours sincerely,
(C-K)

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