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Tips for men (Shavi's agony uncle thread)

Tips for men (Shavi's agony uncle thread)

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Originally posted by shavixmir
You'd be an excellent social worker.
obviously my second choice after becoming a doctor... I really want to become a doctor, I'm fascinated with that kinda stuff... which is why I know very weird (and painfull) ways how to kill somebody... just ask if you want that info. describe the situation and I'll give you a nie way to get rid of the person. Oh no, ait, I'll open a new thread for that... wouldn't wanna hijack yours 😉

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Originally posted by angie88
obviously my second choice after becoming a doctor... I really want to become a doctor, I'm fascinated with that kinda stuff... which is why I know very weird (and painfull) ways how to kill somebody... just ask if you want that info. describe the situation and I'll give you a nie way to get rid of the person.
Mrs Shipman?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Dear friend of cup o soup,

I don't know who this person is who suggested electrodes...but I presume he got a good laugh at your expense.

There are 2 things you can do to prelong the experience.
One: Have a personal experience on your own, 10 minutes before you go about sharing an experience with someone else.

Two: Cook the vegetables until th ...[text shortened]... raw from the kitchen for 3 minutes and then turn the flame back up. Repeat as often as possible.
Thank you Dr Shav.

I will pass on that fantastic advice, and lets hope the odour in the living room goes away.

Free magic tea and two non sub recs.

I will click on 6 adverts in your honour.

😏

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Originally posted by mokko
OMG! Man logic is just way too far out there for me! She picked a movie he had seen before, even owned. She wanted to be ravished in a bestly caveman sort of way.
a good movie is even better the second time around ... it should be savored like a fine wine ...

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Just wondered if anyone else plays this game:
you are at a public urinal and you see this big black curly hair
near the top. Do you ever try to pee it down to the drain?
If so, have you figured the best way to do it?
i think this post is better suited for "The girly thread".

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