Tips On Life.......

I thought a few words of wisdom would be a good thread to add. Anyone have some good tips on life in general ???

I have a couple to start the ball rolling:

1.) Dont eat yellow snow (the old ones are the best).
2.) Don't eat the mints in the gents toilets.
3.) Nobody can get your goat if they dont know where it's tied.

Go wild guys.........


Crocster 😵😵😵

Do unto others before they do you 😉

do unto skeeter before she does unto you

😉

everything in moderation, including moderation

Originally posted by Paulie
Do unto others before they do you 😉

It pays to be paranoid. You only have to be right once.

Don't piss into the wind.

When the crap hits the fan, it does not get distributed evenly.

Never pet a burning dog😛

Never criticize somebody until you've walked a mile in their shoes...because then you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If you live in New York, don't name your dog taxi.

Originally posted by rapalla7
If you live in New York, don't name your dog taxi.

Always have a pet ducky 😛

Originally posted by zakkwylder
Never criticize somebody until you've walked a mile in their shoes...because then you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Don`t get mad, get even.