Tips On Life.......

Eat well, stay fit...die anyways.

Life begins at 40. Unfortunately everything else wears out, spreads out, or falls out.

Originally posted by zakkwylder
in the words of Denzel in his awesome new movie "Man on Fire", "Revenge is a meal best served cold".

Originally posted by marinakatomb
Never let your dog sleep in your room unless your prepared to step in it's poop in the morning (born of experience! 😉)

Originally posted by ph22muk
when u get on her elevator make sure she's going down😏

Well, I might say that it sounded better coming from Denzel.


Paybacks a b*tch, but revenge is a MotherF***er

Originally posted by usmc7257
1) a playstation wont get mad if you spend time with other systems
2) a playstaion doesnt care if it gets flowers on valentines day...
3) a playstation wont mind if you trade her in for a better system later.
4) a playstation could care less if you come home drunk every night and push her buttons.
5) if a playstaion pisses you off, you can always revert to the last save point.

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
can you make sweet love to a play station?

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Its okay to talk to yourself. Its even okay to answer back. But when you forget the question, then its time to check in.

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
(those are the words of Will Shakespeare)

Always sniff the milk before you make tea...😉

Originally posted by Croc
I thought a few words of wisdom would be a good thread to add. Anyone have some good tips on life in general ???

I have a couple to start the ball rolling:

1.) Dont eat yellow snow (the old ones are the best).
2.) Don't eat the mints in the gents toilets.
3.) Nobody can get your goat if they dont know where it's tied.

Go wild guys.........


Crocster 😵😵😵

sex once a day, keeps them from playing away.........

Originally posted by 1WhiteKnight
sex once a day, keeps them from playing away.........