Tips On Life.......

Originally posted by kyngj
everything in moderation, including moderation

Everything of value is vulnerable (obviously)

I complained that I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

Don't dream it, be it. (Frank-N-Furter)

Look left, right and left again before crossing the road (except if you're in England...).

Don't check your parachute after you've jumped out the plane.

It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Whether you die today, tomorrow or next week, it doesn't matter. What matters is that you enjoy yourself until your ticket's punched.

Remember: "inflammable" is not the opposite of "flammable".

Listen very carfully when the doctor tells you to prick your boil.

in the words of Denzel in his awesome new movie "Man on Fire", "Revenge is a meal best served cold".

Originally posted by zakkwylder
in the words of Denzel in his awesome new movie "Man on Fire", "Revenge is a meal best served cold".

yeah, i might have to start serving meals. cold or not, they better tip well

Tips On Life........Enjoy It!!

To all the men:

" 1. When a woman says nothing is wrong, everything is wrong.
2. When a woman says everything is wrong, everything is wrong.
3. When a woman says that's not funny, you better stop laughing.
4. When it comes to compliments, women are ravinous, bloodsucking monsters."

-Homer Simpson

"Foam is beer too, I don't think it gets enough credit" - a college buddy of mine, he was quite serious at the time.

if you want to punch someone in the nose, aim for the back of their head.

Originally posted by fearlessleader
if you want to punch someone in the nose, aim for the back of their head.

When on fire, stop, drop and roll.

Also, tip your bartender.

Never let your dog sleep in your room unless your prepared to step in it's poop in the morning (born of experience! 😉)