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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
bravely spoken was it not, from the comfort of your own P.C, infact it hardly merits a response, more banal triviality which just proves the point !

bravely?
dude, i wouldn't have a problem saying that to your face, either

your point is skewed, and i do not have the patience to explain it to you

edits: spellrings

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Possibly acne, although some Scottish are renound for Fighting their own shadow. Here in Ieland, i've heard as a nation we are known as "if you want a fight, you'll get it".

The real Irish national anthem is in Irish and I don't know Irish very well, so I don't sing the real words. I replace them with "We drink and fight, and fight and drink, and drink and drink and fight." Then we also have that extra rugby national anthem so the north doesn't get too pissed off at being ostracised.

Side note - I'm drinking, and playing Mike Tyson's Punch Out on my sweet NES emulator, so nothing I say should be taken in any way other than 40% alcohol, and 100% 8bit violence. I love this game. (Punch Out, not chess. Although I love that too, even if I'm crap at it (Chess, not Punch Out, though I'm crap at that also.))

How about that for trivial nonsense?

Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
The real Irish national anthem is in Irish and I don't know Irish very well, so I don't sing the real words. I replace them with "We drink and fight, and fight and drink, and drink and drink and fight." Then we also have that extra rugby national anthem so the north doesn't get too pissed off at being ostracised.

Side note - I'm drinking, and playin not Punch Out, though I'm crap at that also.))

How about that for trivial nonsense?

Enjoying the other famouse Irish spring festival......"The emptying of the off licence" day

😛

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
You didn't get the joke....how American of you.

Hey wait I'm American and I got it, He must be from Texas.😛

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Enjoying the other famouse Irish spring festival......"The emptying of the off licence" day

😛

I held back - I only bought two bottles of vodka and four cans of Bulmers. Of course, I have to work tomorrow - but only for eight hours this time.

I love "empty the off-license" day. It's funny to watch people act like they can never buy alcoholic beverages again in their lifetimes and fill shopping trolleys with the "economy sized" bottles of every kind of spirit just because they won't be able to buy tomorrow. Making friends with those people means free drink for months.

Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
I held back - I only bought two bottles of vodka and four cans of Bulmers. Of course, I have to work tomorrow - but only for eight hours this time.

I love "empty the off-license" day. It's funny to watch people act like they can never buy alcoholic beverages again in their lifetimes and fill shopping trolleys with the "economy sized" bottles of ev ...[text shortened]... 't be able to buy tomorrow. Making friends with those people means free drink for months.

It's a throwback from their long held belief, that any rule of law was imposed by the Queen and must be broken as a matter of course....this, of course includes all driving regulations, pulling a guys finger off , and rioting (Finglas, on Paddy's day).

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
It's a throwback from their long held belief, that any rule of law was imposed by the Queen and must be broken as a matter of course....this, of course includes all driving regulations, pulling a guys finger off , and rioting (Finglas, on Paddy's day).

Well - I've just been watching the UK police on the telly and the same kind of crap happens over there. Not that I'm defending our trash, just saying that there is trash everywhere. So apparently the Queen's own subjects figure the laws should be broken as a matter of course as well.

My thoughts are that as soon as anyone makes a rule of any sort, no matter how minor, someone will decide it's crap and find a way around it.

As to buying extra drink the day before a "dry" day - how are you going to have a holiday where you can't even go hang out with your friends for a couple of hours? Nothing is open - you can't even go to the pub and drink minerals. It's a day off with nothing to do. So people buy drink and have their friends home. They just overestimate the quantity required.

Originally posted by Tathagatas
Hey wait I'm American and I got it, He must be from Texas.😛

OK bitch, you thought I wouldn't see that didn't you? Huck, please make sure Tath and I are paired up in the next round of the Pooh tourney. If he makes it that far! Thanks.

Moose

Originally posted by MissOleum
This forum is for all the stuff that doesn't fit into the other forum categories.

That leaves about 9,985 possible topics to entertain our readers with.

Our forum is getting filled up with long threads of one-word postings, and lots of me-too threads.

Surely people can find interesting topics - stories, jokes, questions or even (shudder!) puns and limericks to share with our friends in the RHP community?

🙄

You applied for the job, got the job and now you complain about doing the job.
If you feel overwhelmed by your work load surely you anticipated this before you took up the position, or did it seem like a good idea at the time?

Typical middle management material.

😉

("Only joking or am I", Vic Reeves)

Originally posted by Anonymousnumber1
your assumptions are about as interesting as watching black liquorice go stale

I just LOVE stale black liquorice, when it loses all that greasy slimy state and becomes a challenge to your teeth and jaws ... trouble is, I love liquorice so much it never lasts long enough to go stale

Originally posted by Woodgie
You applied for the job, got the job and now you complain about doing the job.
If you feel overwhelmed by your work load surely you anticipated this before you took up the position, or did it seem like a good idea at the time?

Typical middle management material.

😉

("Only joking or am I", Vic Reeves)

I come here to read entertaining stuff, not to look for nasties ... and I demand ENTERTAINING STUFF! ....please?....

Originally posted by MissOleum
I come here to read entertaining stuff, not to look for nasties ... and I demand ENTERTAINING STUFF! ....please?....

You have the whole of the Internet to choose from and you have decided you would wait here on this one particular site for entertainment?

May I suggest:
http://www.womens-institute.co.uk/

(Don't let the fact it is a British site bother you, be a rebel and stir it up)

Well, I can say after reading every single page on the interweb net that here is indeed probably the only place you might find something remotely amusing.

I wonder what Shakespeare's website would look like?

Originally posted by MissOleum
I come here to read entertaining stuff, not to look for nasties ... and I demand ENTERTAINING STUFF! ....please?....

OK -- I'll sing to you...


Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
trying to forget my feelings of love.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
trying to forget my feelings of love.



(you're not looking for quality, are you?)

Originally posted by pawnhandler
OK -- I'll sing to you...


Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
trying to forget my feelings of love.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
trying to forget my feelings of love.



(you're not looking for quality, are you?)

Are you seronading her?
... out in the cold garden..

Originally posted by yo its me
Are you seronading her?
... out in the cold garden..

Nah, I just get in these "thinking in songs" moments. It did inspire a thread in the culture forum though.