To those who resign once they lose their Queen.

1. f3 e5 2. g4 Nf6 3. Bg2 g6 4. d3 Bg7 5. e4 O-O 6. f4 exf4 7. Bxf4 d6 8. e5 dxe5 9. Bxe5 Bxg4 10. Qd2 Bd7 11. Bxb7 Re8 12. Nf3 Rxe5+ 13. Nxe5 Qe8 14. d4 Ng4 15. Bxa8 Nxe5 16. dxe5 Bxe5 17. c3 Bxc3+ 18. Kd1 Bxd2 19. Nxd2 Nc6 20. Re1 Qxa8 21. Rc1 Ne5 22. Rxe5 Bg4+ 23. Kc2 Qc6+ 24. Kb1 Bf5+ 25. Ka1 Qxc1+ 26. Nb1 Qxb1# 0-1
My win in one minute blitz. this is why you should resign.

Originally posted by RBHILL
1. f3 e5 2. g4 Nf6 3. Bg2 g6 4. d3 Bg7 5. e4 O-O 6. f4 exf4 7. Bxf4 d6 8. e5 dxe5 9. Bxe5 Bxg4 10. Qd2 Bd7 11. Bxb7 Re8 12. Nf3 Rxe5+ 13. Nxe5 Qe8 14. d4 Ng4 15. Bxa8 Nxe5 16. dxe5 Bxe5 17. c3 Bxc3+ 18. Kd1 Bxd2 19. Nxd2 Nc6 20. Re1 Qxa8 21. Rc1 Ne5 22. Rxe5 Bg4+ 23. Kc2 Qc6+ 24. Kb1 Bf5+ 25. Ka1 Qxc1+ 26. Nb1 Qxb1# 0-1
My win in one minute blitz. this is why you should resign.

I hate blitz chess

Originally posted by Mrhuma
Game 9393530

you and your opponent should take up checkers

Originally posted by Red Night
you and your opponent should take up checkers

I'll mention no names, but at least they play honestly & don't use a chess program to win their games.

I congratulate them on that!

I have a chessmaster 7000 and have thought about using it. But I wouldn't understand its move and would have to use it again. Plus I get distracted by Cabela or Homeworld.

Originally posted by apathist
I have a chessmaster 7000 and have thought about using it. But I wouldn't understand its move and would have to use it again. Plus I get distracted by Cabela or Homeworld.

Chess engines are not allowed!

True. But breaking the rules is a time-honored human tradition, innit? Don't worry, I like the game too much to cheat, and I'm sure my record reflects that fact.

Apparently my record also shows when I've been on a drinking binge. :/