06 Jan 08
Went to the gas station today, there are about 10 pumps and it's always crowded because it's the cheapest gas in town. I'm driving a full size truck and I notice all the pumps have 2 cars but the last one. I drive down and notice there is a car facing the wrong way on the other side of the car that is getting ready to pump and finish.
So, the guy gets his gas, and as he's pulling out I ride his bumper and pull to the pump. As I'm pulling up, the CHUMP who was facing THE WRONG WAY starts tooting his little horn.
To to toot! To to toot! Toot! Toot! Toot! Toot!
I park and go pay for my gas and begin to pump without even looking.
I wanted him to try some crap, but unlike Donald at the Phil Collins concert he was SMART and drove around to pull in behind me.
Don't be stupid and pull into a busy gas station facing the wrong way.
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06 Jan 08
Originally posted by PhlabibitMaybe he's as unfortunate as I am, having the gas tank on the "wrong" side of the car. 😞
Went to the gas station today, there are about 10 pumps and it's always crowded because it's the cheapest gas in town. I'm driving a full size truck and I notice all the pumps have 2 cars but the last one. I drive down and notice there is a car facing the wrong way on the other side of the car that is getting ready to pump and finish.
So, the guy gets ...[text shortened]... behind me.
Don't be stupid and pull into a busy gas station facing the wrong way.
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06 Jan 08
Originally posted by pawnhandlerThere are plenty of cars like that, even my Ford. There were plenty of cars in line with the tank on the passenger's side. This guy got in the wrong line facing the wrong way.
Maybe he's as unfortunate as I am, having the gas tank on the "wrong" side of the car. 😞
At best, they should have backed in behind the car in front of me like the guy who was waiting for the pump next to me. You never pull opposite, you follow the flow.
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06 Jan 08
Originally posted by PhlabibitHey I would not mess with the geezer, especially if I lived in the states.
Went to the gas station today, there are about 10 pumps and it's always crowded because it's the cheapest gas in town. I'm driving a full size truck and I notice all the pumps have 2 cars but the last one. I drive down and notice there is a car facing the wrong way on the other side of the car that is getting ready to pump and finish.
So, the guy gets ...[text shortened]... behind me.
Don't be stupid and pull into a busy gas station facing the wrong way.
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You never know if he is packing somthin nasty like a knife or a gun. He might pump yer ass dude with his (sorn off) shotgun, if you is dissing him.
You have to excuse my accent as I am from England.
06 Jan 08
Originally posted by EAPOEI'm ready for that one too...
Hey I would not mess with the geezer, especially if I lived in the states.
You never know if he is packing somthin nasty like a knife or a gun. He might pump yer ass dude with his (sorn off) shotgun, if you is dissing him.
You have to excuse my accent as I am from England.
"Don't do my wife and kid any favors by shooting me, you don't have the guts. Come on chicken! Bock bock bock!"
*I've left my crazy wide eyes and spit flying from my mouth to your imagination.
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06 Jan 08
Originally posted by PhlabibitHave you seen "Full Metal Jacket"?
I'm ready for that one too...
"Don't do my wife and kid any favors by shooting me, you don't have the guts. Come on chicken! Bock bock bock!"
*I've left my crazy wide eyes and spit flying from my mouth to your imagination.
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Allow me to quote "This is my rifle this my gun, this is for fireing, this is for fun". This is what I meant by the the term "gun". As in one up the bum no harm done. Sorn off (skinless).
As I say my accent maybe misunderstood. 😉😉
06 Jan 08
Originally posted by PhlabibitOoooohhh! That guy was really lucky.
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I wanted him to try some crap, but unlike Donald at the Phil Collins concert he was SMART and drove around to pull in behind me.
Don't be stupid and pull into a busy gas station facing the wrong way.
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Any other excitement today? Car chases, shoot out at noon, assassination attempts ...you know, typical life in America situations? 😉
06 Jan 08
Originally posted by PhlabibitGood for you. I would have done the same thing. But I might have shoved a car horn into someone, somewhere aloing the line. But that's just me.
Went to the gas station today, there are about 10 pumps and it's always crowded because it's the cheapest gas in town. I'm driving a full size truck and I notice all the pumps have 2 cars but the last one. I drive down and notice there is a car facing the wrong way on the other side of the car that is getting ready to pump and finish.
So, the guy gets ...[text shortened]... behind me.
Don't be stupid and pull into a busy gas station facing the wrong way.
P-
06 Jan 08
Originally posted by EAPOEWhy would you be afraid of Americans? We're less violent than Brits. You guys have millenia of experience slaughtering people with knives and such too.
Hey I would not mess with the geezer, especially if I lived in the states.
You never know if he is packing somthin nasty like a knife or a gun. He might pump yer ass dude with his (sorn off) shotgun, if you is dissing him.
You have to excuse my accent as I am from England.
06 Jan 08
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Originally posted by jebrydzaginWell, there was a stabbing in southeast London...two guys with knives went to some other dude's house and butchered him.
Ooooohhh! That guy was really lucky.
Any other excitement today? Car chases, shoot out at noon, assassination attempts ...you know, typical life in America situations? 😉
Too bad the victim wasn't allowed to have a gun in his home (not even carrying it...it just needed to be in his home).
A 17-year old on New Year's Day was knifed too death over there too (in Edmonton).
Rebel Alliance...the UK's version of the Crips and the Avenues.