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Originally posted by Nordlys
A tooter who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot,
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
that's hot.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
A tooter who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot,
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
A Tudor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two Tudors to toot
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot,
or to tutor two Tudors to toot?"


There's my contribution to a great limerick.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Wait; so you CAN have guns?
Yes. Just not an mini-arsenal of weaponry like in the U.S.

Also, the type of gun you are allowed to have is heavily restricted. But your original statement "Too bad the victim wasn't allowed to have a gun in his home (not even carrying it...it just needed to be in his home). " is wholly inaccurate, and the type of thing that is falsely eschewed on numerous American anti gun law websites.

I live in Ireland and our gun laws are a little more relaxed than Britain. I grew up with 3 guns in in the house, and I can't think of too many houses in my area at the time which didn't have at least one gun. Not that we have been brainwashed into thinking that we need weaponry to be safe or that we had to have loads of guns to prove how free we are, just that a lot of people like hunting.

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Originally posted by wormwood
that's hot.
It's a hoot.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Went to the gas station today, there are about 10 pumps and it's always crowded because it's the cheapest gas in town. I'm driving a full size truck and I notice all the pumps have 2 cars but the last one. I drive down and notice there is a car facing the wrong way on the other side of the car that is getting ready to pump and finish.

So, the guy gets ...[text shortened]... behind me.

Don't be stupid and pull into a busy gas station facing the wrong way.

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r u still goin on about donald? ...

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