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Originally posted by Phlabibit
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What kind of gay cars are they driving these days on the island of sodor?

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Originally posted by SJ247
What kind of gay cars are they driving these days on the island of sodor?
LOL

...ones with heavy lead paint.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
LOL

...ones with heavy lead paint.
Yep -- don't chew on them!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Did he yell, "Salt Peanuts!"?

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No, he yelled in terror when I threatened to crush his jewels with my 1st Dan Tae Kwon Do heel backed by 250 lbs of American Hetero Man.

It's amazing how fast a guy can pull his legs out from under the wall separating one stall from another.

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Originally posted by SJ247
What kind of gay cars are they driving these days on the island of sodor?
It was a worthless 'Steamy'.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Went to the gas station today, there are about 10 pumps and it's always crowded because it's the cheapest gas in town. I'm driving a full size truck and I notice all the pumps have 2 cars but the last one. I drive down and notice there is a car facing the wrong way on the other side of the car that is getting ready to pump and finish.

So, the guy gets ...[text shortened]... behind me.

Don't be stupid and pull into a busy gas station facing the wrong way.

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You're so hard, it makes me want to go to the gym more 😛

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
It was a worthless 'Steamy'.

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Hahaha, very good.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
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Close but it goes:
Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo

Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo

Que linda me la traiga Cuba
La reina de la Mar Caribe
Cielo sol no tiene sangreahi
Y que triste que no puedo vaya oh va, oh va

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Well, there was a stabbing in southeast London...two guys with knives went to some other dude's house and butchered him.

Too bad the victim wasn't allowed to have a gun in his home (not even carrying it...it just needed to be in his home).

A 17-year old on New Year's Day was knifed too death over there too (in Edmonton).

Rebel Alliance...the UK's version of the Crips and the Avenues.
I think you might want to look up a factual website rather than some NRA propaganda website.

Also, why are you talking about a couple of isolated stabbing incidences when trying to condemn British gun laws? The retort should be obvious: Virginia Tech.

And surely, you're not trying to claim that the UK's murder rate is higher than the u.s.?

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
I think you might want to look up a factual website rather than some NRA propaganda website.

Also, why are you talking about a couple of isolated stabbing incidences when trying to condemn British gun laws? The retort should be obvious: Virginia Tech.

And surely, you're not trying to claim that the UK's murder rate is higher than the u.s.?

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The BBC is an NRA propaganda website?

I was specifically asked about TODAY. So I gave a stabbing TODAY.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
The BBC is an NRA propaganda website?
I meant regarding British gun laws.

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I've never tootled my horn in anger. There are too many reports of good citizens expressing annoyance and having their lives snuffed out by a drugged or mentally ill attacker. The worse the offence, the more likely he is to be a psychopath.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
I meant regarding British gun laws.

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Wait; so you CAN have guns? Please stop the hinting and implying. What are you trying to say?

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Originally posted by Mixo
I've never tootled my horn in anger. There are too many reports of good citizens expressing annoyance and having their lives snuffed out by a drugged or mentally ill attacker. The worse the offence, the more likely he is to be a psychopath.
Don't toot back in anger
I heard Phlab say

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A tooter who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot,
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

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