Tough Guy-O-Rama

@PuzZuLz said
No. 😐

@Sprogladog said
Theres a lot of pseudo tough guy energy going on in the debate forum. Thought id create a safe space for them to express themselves. Ill start.

Did you spill my pint!!!

@diver said
Real men drink Malibu with lime soda

@PuzZuLz said
🎶 everybody hurts!.... sometimes 🎵

🥲

@Sprogladog said
Solid answer. What about as a baby?

@PuzZuLz said
They used to call me Rip the Grip 💪

I was 3.

@Sprogladog said
That checks out. You pass the first test.

Have you ever played Sunday League Football (soccer for you non tough guys) for a pub team on a cold december sunday morning?

And no we weren't allowed to play in the rain like the movie Lock up with Stallone

@Sprogladog

I swear, you weenies don't know what toughness is till you've been married to a German gal for 25 years. She threatened to drive a panzer division through our neighbors' yard because they weren't weeding their garden properly.

I opened a jar of sauerkraut and ate it to placate her. Top that, you bunch of Sitzpinkler!

@PuzZuLz said
I played tackle football 🏈 in prison with no equipment (it was supposed to be flag football) and I was the only white guy man enough to do it.

Offensive line and they always put the biggest, fatest black dudes across from me.

Not once did I let them through to my quarterback but I'll admit our team was terrible.

True story and yes once again I've given easy material for Ghost and Rookie to make jokes 🙄

@moonbus said
@Sprogladog

I swear, you weenies don't know what toughness is till you've been married to a German gal for 25 years. She threatened to drive a panzer division through our neighbors' yard because they weren't weeding their garden properly.

I opened a jar of sauerkraut and ate it to placate her. Top that, you bunch of Sitzpinkler!

@PuzZuLz said
I played tackle football 🏈 in prison with no equipment (it was supposed to be flag football) and I was the only white guy man enough to do it.

Offensive line and they always put the biggest, fatest black dudes across from me.

Not once did I let them through to my quarterback but I'll admit our team was terrible.

True story and yes once again I've given easy material for Ghost and Rookie to make jokes 🙄

@Sprogladog said
Thats pretty damn tough. check this though....Lassie, the littlest hobk, turner and hooch, marley and me....watched them all didnt cry once yes my eyrs got sore and i needed a tissue but i wasnt crying!!!

@moonbus said
I cut two onions and almost dint cry.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Snowflake.