@Sprogladog saidI once read a Cosmopolitan magazine, cover-to-cover. How tough is that, man? It was literally the only thing to read in the emergency dental surgery, waiting for a tooth extraction without anesthesia. Gad, I was so relieved when the nurse finally came into the waiting room and announced it was my turn.
Its always about the babes...why else hangout on a chess site??
@moonbus saidOh come on....are you trying to tell me there wasn't a copy of "Cuspid Annual" or "My Molars and Me" laying on the table that could have elected to read?????
I once read a Cosmopolitan magazine, cover-to-cover. How tough is that, man? It was literally the only thing to read in the emergency dental surgery, waiting for a tooth extraction without anesthesia. Gad, I was so relieved when the nurse finally came into the waiting room and announced it was my turn.
You are suspect sir!!
@shortcircuit saidThere was the surgeon's dental school diploma on the wall. I think it was from Zimbabwe.
Oh come on....are you trying to tell me there wasn't a copy of "Cuspid Annual" or "My Molars and Me" laying on the table that could have elected to read?????
You are suspect sir!!
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@moonbus saidThats an A* tough guy story. it had everything!!
I once read a Cosmopolitan magazine, cover-to-cover. How tough is that, man? It was literally the only thing to read in the emergency dental surgery, waiting for a tooth extraction without anesthesia. Gad, I was so relieved when the nurse finally came into the waiting room and announced it was my turn.
Bravery
Debtal Work
Sexy Nurse
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@Sprogladog said"Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup."
Thats an A* tough guy story. it had everything!!
Bravery
Debtal Work
Sexy Nurse
Glossy Magazinre
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@Sprogladog saidHmmmm. Took ya twice as long?🤔Edit: hand in your man card😡
Today I got to 6th base with a lady.
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@Great-Big-Stees saidI cant my wife keeps it in her purse.
Hmmmm. Took ya twice as long?🤔Edit: hand in your man card😡
@Sprogladog saidHave you ever marched in a marching band in a parade on a Saturday morning in the freezing cold of early February? In those oh-so-sexy marching band uniforms (sarcasm)?
That checks out. You pass the first test.
Have you ever played Sunday League Football (soccer for you non tough guys) for a pub team on a cold december sunday morning?
@Sprogladog saidBe still my thumping heart.
Its saturday night uk time. for those of you across thr pond this is prime time british tough guy time. we gather in large numbers outdide s kenab shop then the mega alpha wipes away the last of his coke from his nose, downs a redbull and asks the ancient challenge "are you looking at my bird"
the wuestion is though....are you actuslly looking at my bird?
@Sprogladog saidLol, I loved Turner and Hooch. "This is NOT your room."
Thats pretty damn tough. check this though....Lassie, the littlest hobk, turner and hooch, marley and me....watched them all didnt cry once yes my eyrs got sore and i needed a tissue but i wasnt crying!!!
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@Suzianne saidThey used to have marching band competitions on the playing fields next to my house as a kid. Millions of kids marching up and down the football pitches for hours and hours all playing out of time and tune. They say the marching band life is the hardest life of all.
Have you ever marched in a marching band in a parade on a Saturday morning in the freezing cold of early February? In those oh-so-sexy marching band uniforms (sarcasm)?
@Sprogladog saidI'm sure being paralyzed from the neck down is much worse flute boy!
They say the marching band life is the hardest life of all.
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@Sprogladog saidI learned to play the tuba in my last year of primary school. I continued through high school. I played the tuba in “the band” and orchestra. I played the Sousaphone in the marching band. We used to compete in the US (New Hampshire, Vermont and New York). There were a few competitions that took place into the late fall and they could be very “chilly”. 🥶👍😁
They used to have marching band competitions on the playing fields next to my house as a kid. Millions of kids marching up and down the football pitches for hours and hours all playing out of time and tune. They say the marching band life is the hardest life of all.