apparently what you have is cockroaches in your ears. seems that 20% of americans have this problem. i think the other 80% avoid it because there's no room for cockroaches in their ears because of the larger animals they keep there, like raccoons, sheep and bears.
personally i have trouble hearing because a surgeon at guy's hospital pulled some of the contents of my head out through my left ear and through my nose. but as far as i know he didn't find any roaches or other creatures in there.