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Two random jokes. Like, really random.

Two random jokes. Like, really random.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Two ducks walk into a bar and say "quack". The third one ducks.
A seal walks into a club. Yes, that's right - he walked into it. Are you insinuating something?

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Originally posted by BLReid
Irishman walks past a bar...
We want jokes, not obvious lies.

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f(x)= (x+2)-x*6 walks into a bar, the barman says "sorry, we dont do functions"

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A quack walks into a bar and says: "Duck!"

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Did you hear about the magic car ?

It turned into a street.