Two Words

Originally posted by st dominics preview
Sorry, be I, that we are not engaged in a chess game.

Chess game is over!

Originally posted by aranya10
Chess game is over!

"Is over there," is what Manuel said to Mr. Fawlty when he asked where the phone was.

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Go To Jail. Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect £200

Originally posted by st dominics preview
Go To Jail. Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect £200

Collect £200 from me when you can pry it from my cold dead hands.

Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Collect £200 from me when you can pry it from my cold dead hands.

I like the sound of cracking knuckles. it's like eating a KFC the morning after, but the money comes back to me!

Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Collect £200 from me when you can pry it from my cold dead hands.

Dead hands you'd have, here today, if you ventured out without gloves on.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Dead hands you'd have, here today, if you ventured out without gloves on.

Gloves on the lawn at OJ Simpson's house were not enough to convict him.

Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Gloves on the lawn at OJ Simpson's house were not enough to convict him.

"Convict him", was the cry, to the jury, from the parents of the victim.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
"Convict him", was the cry, to the jury, from the parents of the victim.

The victim of my childish taunting bashed me in the head.

Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
The victim of my childish taunting bashed me in the head.

The head, nautically speaking, is what we landlubbers call the "turlet"

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
The head, nautically speaking, is what we landlubbers call the "turlet"

The turlet is where Archie Bunker did most of his reading.

Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
The turlet is where Archie Bunker did most of his reading.

Reading his newspaper, Sylvester saw that public executions would resume soon in the center of town.

Originally posted by caissad4
Reading his newspaper, Sylvester saw that public executions would resume soon in the center of town.

Of town or country living which do you prefer?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Of town or country living which do you prefer?

you prefer the countryside I prefer being a couch potato