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Originally posted by Mathurine
Is this one:

User 391192

tautological, do you think ?

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What do you expect, they are from the Philippines......

probably a Ladyboy!!

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Originally posted by Mathurine
Is this one:

User 391192

tautological, do you think ?

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Do you like pinascolada?

Originally posted by reinfeld
..pina colada is two words ( or have you had two already ? ).

I like mine with a tilde...

piña colada

I was tired of my lady
We'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording
Of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read

"If you like Piña Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."

I didn't think about my lady
I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady
Have fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper
Took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet
I thought it wasn't half bad

"Yes I like Piña Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh it's you."
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, "I never knew."

That you like Piña Coladas
Getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the Cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape

Originally posted by Mathurine
Is this one:

User 391192

tautological, do you think ?

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Goes without saying dude!

Originally posted by Mathurine
I like mine with a tilde...

Who'll go a-waltzing a tilde with me?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Who'll go a-waltzing a tilde with me?

Put a bit of weight on and I might consider it.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Who'll go a-waltzing a tilde with me?

I will, if you exhibit a certain swung dash...

Originally posted by Mathurine
Is this one:

User 391192

tautological, do you think ?

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Reminds me of primary/junior school

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Put a bit of weight on and I might consider it.

I should never have burnt my fat clothes.

Originally posted by Mad Mac MacMad
Reminds me of primary/junior school

"And that, Your Honour, concludes the case for the defence."

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I should never have burnt my fat clothes.

Absolutely not. I have a latex fetish. The thicker the better.

Originally posted by Mathurine
"And that, Your Honour, concludes the case for the defence."

Do you think that would get a conviction under Scots law?

Probably more like Not Proven or Cullpable naming

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Absolutely not. I have a latex fetish. The thicker the better.

try j*%#ing off with a rubber glove on😛