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What do women want?

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Originally posted by Booyah333
So what have we learned?

That women want chocolate, hot sex, a hard working, monogamous stud, clothes, food, and a phone.

Oh, and to have her man put the toilet seat down.

Got it. Did I leave anything out?
Yes. A good slap across the face.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Yes. A good slap across the face.
Whew, do that to the wrong woman and you will wake up in bloody sheets and your pecker being thrown out the window.

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Originally posted by Booyah333
Whew, do that to the wrong woman and you will wake up in bloody sheets and your pecker being thrown out the window.
Are you threatening me?

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Originally posted by Booyah333
So what have we learned?

That women want chocolate, hot sex, a hard working, monogamous stud, clothes, food, and a phone.

Oh, and to have her man put the toilet seat down.

Got it. Did I leave anything out?
No, we have learned that different women want different things. Obviously all women want food as you can't live without it, and in most societies and climates they will also need clothes. None of the other things in your list are things all women want.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
No, we have learned that different women want different things. Obviously all women want food as you can't live without it, and in most societies and climates they will also need clothes. None of the other things in your list are things all women want.
You don't want hot sex with a hard working, monogamous stud?😲

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Originally posted by Booyah333
You don't want hot sex with a hard working, monogamous stud?😲
No.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Are you threatening me?
Certainly not, good sir. FYI, I am part Native American, from the tribe Slapahoe.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
No.
OK, wasn't expecting that. You are a woman, right?

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Originally posted by Booyah333
OK, wasn't expecting that. You are a woman, right?
Yes.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Yes.
Alright, so why wouldn't you want hot sex from a hard working stud?

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Originally posted by Booyah333
Alright, so why wouldn't you want hot sex from a hard working stud?
Because I don't want sex. It's as simple as that.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Because I don't want sex. It's as simple as that.
OK, obviously more here than meets the eye, so I will let it go.

So what about chocolate? C'mon, you gotta want some chocolate.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Because I don't want sex. It's as simple as that.
🙁

And you're such a good-looking girl.

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Originally posted by Booyah333
OK, obviously more here than meets the eye, so I will let it go.

So what about chocolate? C'mon, you gotta want some chocolate.
I never said I didn't. I just said not all women did.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Because they are programmed to sit on the toilet without first looking to see if the seat is already down. They want us men to adapt to their programming. Also, they don't want to touch the seat because it's nasty. But they'll sit on it no problem. Understand?
Just to clarify, To put the LID to the toilet seat down. Not just the seat. And it has it very clear logic to it. I even have had to enforce putting the lid down to my children as well. Bacteria from the tiolet can spread around the area, not to mention if you have a shelving unit over your toilet the chances are good that on occasion things will slip from your grip and fall. I would much rather have it fall onto the tiolet lid than into the tiolet.