Originally posted by Booyah333Women are like buses, there's a new one coming by every twenty minutes you can ride.
I do. I have had the same job for 6 years, made almost 40k last year.
Maybe I should just stick with an escort service. Just blow 100 bucks whenever I get the urge (cheaper than a real relationship, lemme tell ya), and none of the BS.
Alright. I'm somewhat awake and lucid for the moment. While I am I want to throw this out there:
What women "really" want:
- A home to express her identity and provide warmth and security.
- A closet filled only with clothes that she loves and feels great in.
- Food in the cupbourds and all the ammenities to to make whatever she has a crving for at any giving time.
- Good friends that she knows would never humiliate or talk bad about her when she leaves the room.
- A career that provides emotional satisfaction as well as financial security.
- To be able to freely express her views and opinions without fear of persecussion.
- An outlet to vent all her fears, anger and dissapointments.
- A telephone
What women want from men:
- Not to mess up the lovely home she puts so much time and enenrgy into making look nice. (Translation= pick up socks, take boots off at porch, put seat down)
- Compliments on all the various outfits that she wears and how beautifully she wears them. (sexy is ok when modeling develish lingerie, beautifull is heart warming when wearing that sexy black dress 😉 )
- To be taken out to a nice (not always meaning expensive) resteraunt even though she has food in the cupboards and could easily cook something. Better yet a man who helps her to cook the meal when staying in. (sitting on the couch and yelling out "is it done yet" is NOT helping)
- Not to ever hit on her friends or give her the impression that he would even consider fantasizing about her friends. Very thin ice to be walking on.
- Someone who supports her career choices and shows an interest in what she does and how good she does it every day.
-Someone who can agree to disagree if their opinions don't always match up without resorting to saying how dumb or stupid she is for having opinions of her own.
- Lots of hot passionate sex.
_ Lots of phone calls for no reason, little messages saying how cute you bet she's looking right now, that you are thinking about her at some point in your day and lots of hot phone sex when you have to be apart.
Think that covers most of it. I'm sure there's more. Seriously, going away now.
Originally posted by mokkoYou didn't mention a kitchen sink.
Alright. I'm somewhat awake and lucid for the moment. While I am I want to throw this out there:
What women "really" want:
- A home to express her identity and provide warmth and security.
- A closet filled only with clothes that she loves and feels great in.
- Food in the cupbourds and all the ammenities to to make whatever she has a crving for at any ...[text shortened]... rt.
Think that covers most of it. I'm sure there's more. Seriously, going away now.
Originally posted by RagnorakBecause they are programmed to sit on the toilet without first looking to see if the seat is already down. They want us men to adapt to their programming. Also, they don't want to touch the seat because it's nasty. But they'll sit on it no problem. Understand?
This always throws me. What exactly do women want us to do with the toilet after we're finished peeing and why?
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Originally posted by darvlayI don't have a problem withit as long as they agree to put it up after they finish.
Because they are programmed to sit on the toilet without first looking to see if the seat is already down. They want us men to adapt to their programming. Also, they don't want to touch the seat because it's nasty. But they'll sit on it no problem. Understand?
Originally posted by RagnorakI think it's just an egocentric thing. We always sit down when we use the toilet, and if a man has used the toilet before and hasn't put down the seat, we have to do it ourselves, which, of course, is a lot of work. The fact that women usually don't put it up after using the toilet, so that men usually have to do that themselves, is irrelevant because it's an egocentric thing.
This always throws me. What exactly do women want us to do with the toilet after we're finished peeing and why?
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Edit: By the way, Ragnorak, your avatar is outdated.