Coffee does it for me! But I'm not talking about alertness, I'm talking about turning last night's dinner into fertilizer. In fact, I estimate that within 3 minutes of posting this thread I'm going to feel an irresistible urge to head to the nearest "cubicle" and drop trow.
How do you exorcise your morning demons?
EDIT: I wrote "exercise" instead of "exorcise", but now I'm thinking I was right the first time...
I have a thing called my power breakfast for when I am working early and having to do alot of lifting metal.
The ingredients are as follows.
100g porridge oats.
1/3 pint of milk.
3 Caffine pills
3 Paracetamol
3 Asparin
You feel in the mood to take anything on after a power breakfast, and the best bit is it can be eaten in under a minute.
Originally posted by PocketKingsHere's a description of my morning:
This is the description of my morning
I got 3 hours sleep last night, so naturally I wanted a coffee. When I got to Tim Horton's, I couldn't resist getting a coffee and a fruit explosion muffin. I brought them back to my desk, decided to write a thread on my favourite morning laxatives, wrote it, had 14 sips of coffee, ate my muffin, and ran to the bathroom like Ben Johnson on the juice.
My question is, why does it always smells like Tim Horton's going in and like the back of McDonald's on the way out? Plus it looks like a "sub in a bowl" combo from Quizzno's with extra napkins. Land a' goshin! 😞