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Another punch-up at Tim Horton's eh?

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
Another punch-up at Tim Horton's eh?
Believe it or not, we don't have a Tim's in my town.

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
Believe it or not, we don't have a Tim's in my town.
Then move.

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
Then move.
Good idea, i love their coffee. i don't it, a double-double is the same anywhere, but somehow it just seems better at Tim's. Maybe it's because Tim's is just our symbol, like hockey.

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
Good idea, i love their coffee. i don't it, a double-double is the same anywhere, but somehow it just seems better at Tim's. Maybe it's because Tim's is just our symbol, like hockey.
I use to work at Tim Hortons, seriously need to work on those ugly uniforms.

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
Good idea, i love their coffee. i don't it, a double-double is the same anywhere, but somehow it just seems better at Tim's. Maybe it's because Tim's is just our symbol, like hockey.
If you get a Tim's just as you start a long highway trip, you will have to stop to pee at the next Tim's; they got it all figured out.

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
If you get a Tim's just as you start a long highway trip, you will have to stop to pee at the next Tim's; they got it all figured out.
LOL, but i don't mind. Sure is a good excuse to get the family to pull over.

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Originally posted by mokko
I use to work at Tim Hortons, seriously need to work on those ugly uniforms.
Maybe so they don't distract the customers from the donuts. Would you like someone to say "i'll have a large double-double and 1/2 a dozen of you"

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
Maybe so they don't distract the customers from the donuts. Would you like someone to say "i'll have a large double-double and 1/2 a dozen of you"
Lol, got it all the time even with the ugly uniform (and hair net)

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Originally posted by mokko
Lol, got it all the time even with the ugly uniform (and hair net)
WOW

What part of Canada are you from? I've got a top ten list for every province (not territories)

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
WOW

What part of Canada are you from? I've got a top ten list for every province (not territories)
I'm in northern Alberta. Where are you?

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Originally posted by mokko
I'm in northern Alberta. Where are you?
Northern Ontario, here it goes:

TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
1. The Rockies are between you and B.C.
2. Preston Manning goes to Ottawa a lot, so he isn't here
3. Tax on goods is 7 percent instead of approx. 20 percent
4. The Premier is a beer drinker with about grade 4 education
5. Flames vs. Oilers
6. Stamps vs. Eskies
7. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of
8. Eventually, it will be your town's turn to ban Video Casino games
9. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups
10. You get red and white license paltes so other Canadians can immediately identify the bad drivers on their roads

I'll post the Ontario list later.

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CALLING ALL CANADIANS!!!!!!

I'm making a list of the Top Ten List of why Canada could beat the US in a war! (Not really!!!)

I am open to suggestions.

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
CALLING ALL CANADIANS!!!!!!

I'm making a list of the Top Ten List of why Canada could beat the US in a war! (Not really!!!)

I am open to suggestions.
Even anatomicly impossible ones ?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Even anatomicly impossible ones ?
Actually, that's mostly what i'm looking for. Try to add some humour. For example, as number 1 i put: Just like when Hitler couldn’t beat Russia, all the soldiers froze.

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