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What is Canada Really Like?

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Here's a story for ya:

A Canadian Tale

Once upon a time the Canadian Government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of nowhere. The Government said, "Someone may steal from the scrap yard at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person (bilingual, naturally) for the job. Then the Government said, "How can the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a Planning Department and hired two people; one person to write the job description and one person to do time studies.

Then the Government said, "How will we know the night watchman is performing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people; one to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then the Government said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions: a Time Keeper and a Payroll Officer; then hired two more people to assist.
Then the Government said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an Administrative Section and hired three people: an Administrative Officer, an Assistant Administrative Officer and a Legal Secretary.

Then the Government said, "We have had this organization in operation for only one year and we are $18,000 over budget; we must cutback our overall costs."

So they laid off the night watchman.

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
Northern Ontario, here it goes:

TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
1. The Rockies are between you and B.C.
2. Preston Manning goes to Ottawa a lot, so he isn't here
3. Tax on goods is 7 percent instead of approx. 20 percent
4. The Premier is a beer drinker with about grade 4 education
5. Flames vs. Oilers
6. Stamps vs. Eskies
7. You can ex ...[text shortened]... s can immediately identify the bad drivers on their roads

I'll post the Ontario list later.
You're not from Thunder Bay are you dumbass?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You're not from Thunder Bay are you dumbass?
No, why are you in this thread!?

What's wrong with Thunder Bay?

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
No, why are you in this thread!?

What's wrong with Thunder Bay?
No, why are you in this thread!?
To harass and belittle you? How many guesses do I get.

What's wrong with Thunder Bay?
Simply its not quite Hell, but, you can see it from there.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
[b]No, why are you in this thread!?
To harass and belittle you? How many guesses do I get.

What's wrong with Thunder Bay?
Simply its not quite Hell, but, you can see it from there.[/b]
How many guesses do I get.
30, enjoy!!!

Simply its not quite Hell, but, you can see it from there.
my town is worse, i've been to Thunder Bay, at least the water there isn't weird colours.

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
[b]How many guesses do I get.
30, enjoy!!!

Simply its not quite Hell, but, you can see it from there.
my town is worse, i've been to Thunder Bay, at least the water there isn't weird colours.[/b]
You at least have a red light in town right? That's when you know you've 'made it' as a Canadian town.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You at least have a red light in town right? That's when you know you've 'made it' as a Canadian town.
Yes, just one! Basically, it marks the centre of the town.

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
Yes, just one! Basically, it marks the centre of the town.
What a thriving metropolis. I take it that you're North of the inbreeding legality line? Ever maik't intu da big city, hurhur, eh?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
What a thriving metropolis. I take it that you're North of the inbreeding legality line? Ever maik't intu da big city, hurhur, eh?
Go back to Vancouver, you homo junkie!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Go back to Vancouver, you homo junkie!
LOL! 'Homo junkie', that's classic pot calling the kettle black. Damn minorities, always stirring things up and getting in the way.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
LOL! 'Homo junkie', that's classic pot calling the kettle black.
WTF are you talking about? I haven't given any head in years!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
What a thriving metropolis. I take it that you're North of the inbreeding legality line? Ever maik't intu da big city, hurhur, eh?
yeah, many cities, but at least when i go to a city, they don't point and laugh like they do at you!

oh, and the inbreeding line only goes around you!

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Originally posted by darvlay
WTF are you talking about? I haven't given any head in years!
But, you've been very busy in my dreams sugga. Plus, I'm sure you've smoked enough pot to kill a medium sized moose. Druggie slut.

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Get a look at this:

Top Ten Reasons to Leave the Town I Live in.

10. It’s small
9. The most demanded job here is working for the unemployed office
8. More trees than people
7. It’s cold, -40° C cold
6. We have our own language called Frenglish (English and French in the same sentence)
5. Our best soccer player was injured while running on our field.
4. Our mass transit is an ambulance
3. The company I work for doesn’t have its phone # in the phone book, it has been around since the town was built.
2. All our recreational facilities and events are run by people called the Oddfellows
1. Our water source used to be a dump that was flooded by a river. (It’s true)

Havin fun yet?

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Originally posted by Whats goin on eh
Get a look at this:

Top Ten Reasons to Leave the Town I Live in.

10. It’s small
9. The most demanded job here is working for the unemployed office
8. More trees than people
7. It’s cold, -40° C cold
6. We have our own language called Frenglish (English and French in the same sentence)
5. Our best soccer player was injured while runn ...[text shortened]... . Our water source used to be a dump that was flooded by a river. (It’s true)

Havin fun yet?
Hey, you forgot to mention the Bingo and Whiskey up on the reservation

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