What is the question?

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: Are you still keeping that cocnut on your knee?

A: It tells me when there's a storm coming.

Q. Why does your naughty bit swell up like that?

A. My naughty bits.

Originally posted by PBE6
Q. Why does your naughty bit swell up like that?

A. My naughty bits.

Q: What in that paper bag?

A: So she gave ME 20 dollars!

Originally posted by xs
Q: What in that paper bag?

A: So she gave ME 20 dollars!

Q: So she won $10,000 in the lottery. So what?

A: Er, I don't think i would be comfortable with that...

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: So she won $10,000 in the lottery. So what?

A: Er, I don't think i would be comfortable with that...

Q: Do you want this big, hairy coconut on your knee?


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A: On my forehead.

Originally posted by dyl
Q: Do you want this big, hairy coconut on your knee?


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A: On my forehead.

Q: where shall I put *this* :-) ?

A: Every time the weather changes

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: where shall I put *this* :-) ?

A: Every time the weather changes

Q: So how often do you actually take a shower?

A: Only when my wife's away for the weekend.

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: So how often do you actually take a shower?

A: Only when my wife's away for the weekend.

Q: How often do you get sex?

A: It's happened fourteen times in the last hour.

Originally posted by jimmyb270
Q: How often do you get sex?

A: It's happened fourteen times in the last hour.

Q: How often do you think about sex?

A: Under the bridge.

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: How often do you think about sex?

A: Under the bridge.

Q: Where was the last place you had sex?

A: A small piece of string, a rabbits foot and an old army compass.

Originally posted by jimmyb270
Q: Where was the last place you had sex?

A: A small piece of string, a rabbits foot and an old army compass.

Q: So what does your ultimate fantasy involve?

A: George Bush, Condoleeza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld and the entire Board of Directors at Enron

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: So what does your ultimate fantasy involve?

A: George Bush, Condoleeza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld and the entire Board of Directors at Enron

Q: So WHO does your ultimate fantasy involve?

A: I swear i've never seen that before in my whole life!

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: So WHO does your ultimate fantasy involve?

A: I swear i've never seen that before in my whole life!

Q: Where can I see an honest politican?

A: My lawyer

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: Where can I see an honest politican?

A: My lawyer

Q: Who ya gonna call now then?

A: Phil Tuffnel

Originally posted by rhb
Q: Who ya gonna call now then?

A: Phil Tuffnel

Q: Who's that really crappy guy England used to role out as an excuse for Peter Such?

A: I refuse to talk to anyone who fails to have a proper understanding of the terms irony and freedom!

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: Who's that really crappy guy England used to role out as an excuse for Peter Such?

A: I refuse to talk to anyone who fails to have a proper understanding of the terms irony and freedom!

Q: Pleased to meet you, my name's George W. Bush, how are you today?

A: It's a kind of magic.