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Originally posted by Alcra
Q: Why are you holding that gun to your head?

A: Kermit the frog.
Q. What's green and smells of pork?

A. A five week old jug of creme freche, and some peanuts.

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Originally posted by squaccerman
Q. What's green and smells of pork?

A. A five week old jug of creme freche, and some peanuts.
Q: What's that you're eating?

A: Hilary Clinton

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Originally posted by rhb
Q: What's that you're eating?

A: Hilary Clinton
Q: which woman DIDN'T blow Clinton in the Oval Office?

A: Monica Lewinsky and Pamela Anderson

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Originally posted by dfm65
Q: which woman DIDN'T blow Clinton in the Oval Office?

A: Monica Lewinsky and Pamela Anderson
Q. Two 'ladies' who like to 'smoke the pole'

A. Michael Jackson's underpants

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Originally posted by ianpickering
Q. Two 'ladies' who like to 'smoke the pole'

A. Michael Jackson's underpants
Q: what would you like for your 6th Birthday then Billy?
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A: Miniature Spring Rolls x2, Sweet and Sour Chicken Balls, Beef and Mushrooms, Egg Fried Rice, and Prawn Crackers please.

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Originally posted by rhb
Q: what would you like for your 6th Birthday then Billy?
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A: Miniature Spring Rolls x2, Sweet and Sour Chicken Balls, Beef and Mushrooms, Egg Fried Rice, and Prawn Crackers please.
Q. And what did you find in the deceased's stomach?

A. Micheal Jackson's thong. It was purple.

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Originally posted by squaccerman
Q. And what did you find in the deceased's stomach?

A. Micheal Jackson's thong. It was purple.
Q. And how were you're hands bound?

A. Dairylea cheese strings.

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Originally posted by Marcusr
Q. And how were you're hands bound?

A. Dairylea cheese strings.
Q. And if you were to make a product entirely from addatives, flavourings and preservatives, what would it be like?

A. 3 beef sausages, lightly grilled, and drizzled with a red wine gravy. If affordable.

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Originally posted by squaccerman
Q. And if you were to make a product entirely from addatives, flavourings and preservatives, what would it be like?

A. 3 beef sausages, lightly grilled, and drizzled with a red wine gravy. If affordable.
Q. What is really Linda McCartney's Favourite meal?

A. Ringo Starr's bunions.

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Originally posted by kw72uk
Q. What is really Linda McCartney's Favourite meal?

A. Ringo Starr's bunions.
Q: Can you think of something that rhymes with 'Dingo Scars Onions'?

A: I lost my leg.

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Originally posted by jimmyb270
Q: Can you think of something that rhymes with 'Dingo Scars Onions'?

A: I lost my leg.
Q: How many times have I told you I won't always be there to help you stand on your own two feet? Now what is it this time?



A: Cause I got kicked off American Idol.

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Originally posted by gameover9
Q: How many times have I told you I won't always be there to help you stand on your own two feet? Now what is it this time?



A: Cause I got kicked off American Idol.
Q: Why do you feel that you should get this record contract?

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A: My mommy told me to!! 😛

~ Cheshire Cat 😀

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Originally posted by Cheshire Cat
Q: Why do you feel that you should get this record contract?

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A: My mommy told me to!! 😛

~ Cheshire Cat 😀
Q: Why did you pour 54 barrels of Kool-Aid into the pool?



A: because I've never played a siege game.

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Originally posted by gameover9
Q: Why did you pour 54 barrels of Kool-Aid into the pool?



A: because I've never played a siege game.
Q: So, tell me, why do you think the opposite sex is so great?

A: Two grandfather clocks, a shot gun and a stick of gum.

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Originally posted by Alcra
Q: So, tell me, why do you think the opposite sex is so great?

A: Two grandfather clocks, a shot gun and a stick of gum.
Q: So what happened to Mateulose again?

A: He was missing in action

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