What is the question?

dfm65

The Godfather

General

22 Jan 05 16:50

dfm65

The Godfather

Joined: 29 Jan 02
Moves: 52216

26 Jan 05 17:00

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: What are th LA cops using as a training video these days?

A: Nine and a half weeks

Q: what is the longest period anyone in the world has ever gone without an orgasm?

A: by considering the possibility of eternal torment in hell.

PBE6

Bananarama

False berry

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Moves: 28719

26 Jan 05 17:04

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Cheshire Cat

Sparky

Hendersonville, NC

Joined: 31 Jan 03
Moves: 220186

26 Jan 05 17:04

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: what is the longest period anyone in the world has ever gone without an orgasm?

A: by considering the possibility of eternal torment in hell.

Q. Why didn't the Nun brush her teeth while touching herself?

New Answer:

Butterflies on my shirt.

~ Cheshire Cat 😀

squaccerman

The 17th coming

Setefilla

Joined: 03 Oct 03
Moves: 8203

26 Jan 05 17:57

Originally posted by Cheshire Cat
Q. Why didn't the Nun brush her teeth while touching herself?

New Answer:

Butterflies on my shirt.

~ Cheshire Cat 😀

Q. How do you express your homosexuality to the world?

A. Two apples and a lug wrench

dfm65

The Godfather

Joined: 29 Jan 02
Moves: 52216

27 Jan 05 11:16

Originally posted by squaccerman
Q. How do you express your homosexuality to the world?

A. Two apples and a lug wrench

Q: so, you want to experiment? what did you have in mind, precisely?

A: not in my lifetime!

Starrman

Joined: 19 Nov 03
Moves: 31382

27 Jan 05 11:21

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: so, you want to experiment? what did you have in mind, precisely?

A: not in my lifetime!

Q: Will England win the ashes?

A: Only if the whole of Lords burns down

rhb

Ginger Scum

Paranoia

Joined: 23 Sep 03
Moves: 15902

27 Jan 05 18:24

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: Will England win the ashes?

A: Only if the whole of Lords burns down

Q: Will the SCG become the home of cricket if we* win the ashes again?

A: Just a Disco-Folk CD from Poland.

________
* Question asked by Oz chap & not me ok! Barmy Army!

squaccerman

The 17th coming

Setefilla

Joined: 03 Oct 03
Moves: 8203

27 Jan 05 18:34

Originally posted by rhb
Q: Will the SCG become the home of cricket if we* win the ashes again?

A: Just a Disco-Folk CD from Poland.

________
* Question asked by Oz chap & not me ok! Barmy Army!

Q. What was the total of useful exports from the old Eastern Block last year?

A. The Cheeky Girls

darvlay

Joined: 05 Jan 04
Moves: 45179

27 Jan 05 18:48

Originally posted by squaccerman
Q. What was the total of useful exports from the old Eastern Block last year?

A. The Cheeky Girls

Q: Can you give me an example of a talentless bunch of slags that typically fill the UK pop charts?

A: Bad teeth.

Nyxie

The eyes of truth

elsewhere

Joined: 26 Apr 04
Moves: 21784

27 Jan 05 19:22

Originally posted by darvlay
Q: Can you give me an example of a talentless bunch of slags that typically fill the UK pop charts?

A: Bad teeth.

Q: can you give me an example of what character trait people have that listen to that kind of crap?

A : I did'nt know he was there.......

squaccerman

The 17th coming

Setefilla

Joined: 03 Oct 03
Moves: 8203

27 Jan 05 20:25

Originally posted by Nyxie
Q: can you give me an example of what character trait people have that listen to that kind of crap?

A : I did'nt know he was there.......

Q. Why did you strip off in front of Mr Clinton, Mss Lewinsky?

A. A fine Cuban

rhb

Ginger Scum

Paranoia

Joined: 23 Sep 03
Moves: 15902

27 Jan 05 21:09

Originally posted by squaccerman
Q. Why did you strip off in front of Mr Clinton, Mss Lewinsky?

A. A fine Cuban

Q: And Ibrahim Ferrer is?

A: It's not my fault the dog, no, the duck did it.

dfm65

The Godfather

Joined: 29 Jan 02
Moves: 52216

30 Jan 05 17:32

Originally posted by rhb
Q: And Ibrahim Ferrer is?

A: It's not my fault the dog, no, the duck did it.

Q: ok, who ate my homework?

A: it was like that when i got here.

Starrman

Joined: 19 Nov 03
Moves: 31382

30 Jan 05 23:22

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: ok, who ate my homework?

A: it was like that when i got here.

Q: Why is the inside of the microwave covered in bits of melted cat?

A: Cos I hate ya! I really, really hate ya! No really, I do. I H-A-T-E ya!

Alcra

Lazy Sod

Everywhere

Joined: 12 Oct 04
Moves: 8623

31 Jan 05 14:40

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: Why is the inside of the microwave covered in bits of melted cat?

A: Cos I hate ya! I really, really hate ya! No really, I do. I H-A-T-E ya!

Q: Why are you holding that gun to your head?

A: Kermit the frog.