What is the question?

Originally posted by dfm65
let's go with yours, Corsair...

Q: what, coated in peanut butter, deep-fried again and dipped in honey, could easily have been a favourite snack of Elvis's?

A: Sleep

Cheers mate - most gracious of you. 😉

Q: What is it that I want to do most when I read cheating accusations in the RHP forums?

A: Block of lard

Originally posted by Corsair
Cheers mate - most gracious of you. 😉

Q: What is it that I want to do most when I read cheating accusations in the RHP forums?

A: Block of lard

Q: What was it you used to get that in there again?

A: By listening to dfm65 very closely and doing exactly what he said.

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: What was it you used to get that in there again?

A: By listening to dfm65 very closely and doing exactly what he said.

Q: How did you manage to screw that up so badly?

A: No, it's too dark to see anything in there...

Originally posted by dfm65
Q: How did you manage to screw that up so badly?

A: No, it's too dark to see anything in there...

Q: Can you see where the hamster went?

A: Don't worry, I've been tested several times.

Originally posted by darvlay
Q: Can you see where the hamster went?

A: Don't worry, I've been tested several times.

Q: Are you sure you've got a degree?

A: It looks like a cow with bandy legs.

Originally posted by kw72uk
Q: Are you sure you've got a degree?

A: It looks like a cow with bandy legs.

Q: Do you like no1marauder's new pet parrot?

A: No, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times!

Originally posted by Starrman
Q: Do you like no1marauder's new pet parrot?

A: No, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times!

Q: Do you often exagerate?

A: Elephants

Originally posted by jimmyb270
Q: Do you often exagerate?

A: Elephants

Q. What are large and grey and fall out of trees?

A. 2 inch gallstones.

Originally posted by Marcusr
Q. What are large and grey and fall out of trees?

A. 2 inch gallstones.

Q. What are large and grey and fall out of me?

A. Your mom, any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Originally posted by PBE6
Q. What are large and grey and fall out of me?

A. Your mom, any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

q: who's your daddy?

a: a wristwatch

Originally posted by Alcra
q: who's your daddy?

a: a wristwatch

Q: What's that on your leg?

A: A randy dog

Originally posted by kw72uk
Q: What's that on your leg?

A: A randy dog

Q: What's that on your leg!!!

A: A time capsule

Originally posted by Alcra
Q: What's that on your leg!!!

A: A time capsule

Q: What are you going to turn that Delorian into?

A: A big hairy coconut

Originally posted by kw72uk
Q: What are you going to turn that Delorian into?

A: A big hairy coconut

Q1: What's that on your leg!!!
Q2: What's big, hairy, and has milk in it.


A: No, it just fell off.

Originally posted by xs
Q1: What's that on your leg!!!
Q2: What's big, hairy, and has milk in it.


A: No, it just fell off.

Q: Are you still keeping that cocnut on your knee?

A: It tells me when there's a storm coming.