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Originally posted by Starrman
It's the way to orgasms.
But I talk to myself all the time. 😛

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Originally posted by reader1107
Oh, so THAT's what I'm doing wrong!
What's that? Having a man present in the room with you? Kills it for me every time.

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Originally posted by mokko
What's that? Having a man present in the room with you? Kills it for me every time.
Well, it's just that it's such a novel concept!

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Originally posted by mokko
What's that? Having a man present in the room with you? Kills it for me every time.
For me too.

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Originally posted by mokko
But I talk to myself all the time. 😛
And therein lies the problem.

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Originally posted by Starrman
And therein lies the problem.
Hmmmm.....not so much a problem really.

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Originally posted by mokko
Hmmmm.....not so much a problem really.
Then stop harping on about it...

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Originally posted by Starrman
Then stop harping on about it...
I don't have to.

Edit. 😠

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Originally posted by mokko
I was sad to see it go. 🙁

I was hoping to learn how to have an orgasm.

Well....with a man present in the room at the same time.

Oh heck who am I kidding? I just like to live vicariously through the orgasms of others. 😞

Cool as a quick sharp harp.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Originally posted by mokko

Cool as a quick sharp harp.
Have you ever noticed how bubbly Harp beer is?

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Originally posted by Starrman
Originally posted by mokko
[b]I was sad to see it go. 🙁

I was hoping to learn how to have an orgasm.

Well....with a man present in the room at the same time.

Oh heck who am I kidding? I just like to live vicariously through the orgasms of others. 😞

Cool as a quick sharp harp.[/b]
What kind of glue do you sniff?

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Originally posted by mokko
What kind of glue do you sniff?
Whatever I can find to make your whinging sound less annoying.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Whatever I can find to make your whinging sound less annoying.
glue your eyelids shut - problem solved

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Originally posted by Starrman
Whatever I can find to make your whinging sound less annoying.
Sorry if you mistake my drivell for whinGing.

Like I really care. Whatever is up your arse is obviously permanently stuck up there.

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Originally posted by mokko
Sorry if you mistake my drivell for whinGing.

Like I really care. Whatever is up your arse is obviously permanently stuck up there.
If only you realised none of the rest of us care, you'd be doing us all a favour.

EDIT: whinge (hwĭnj, wĭnj) pronunciation
intr.v. Chiefly British., whinged, whing·ing, whing·es.

1) To complain or protest, especially in an annoying or persistent manner.
2) To act like mokko