@diver said2) I immediately imagined a parlour-magic presentation based on that.
I think you could be a good contributor to these forums, but you choose not to be.
There is an old saying in the UK: Today’s newspaper is tomorrow’s fish and chip wrapper.
1) I doubt you are in any kind of position to know what I "choose". I write what I write, and I offer what I have to offer.
(BTW, I never really hoped you would get eaten by sharks or chopped up by boat-propellers, in case that wasn't clear at the time.)