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Dogs or Cats?

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Dogs or Cats?
Dogs, Cats are dumb as ****, you don't see Cats playing Billiards.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Dogs or Cats?
If you beat a dog he comes crawling back to you on his belly.
If you hit a cat he will piss on your keyboard.
If you call a dog he comes to you enthusiastically.
If you call a cat he looks at you like you are stupid. Unless you give him food
Dogs are expected to guard their house.
Cats are expected to sleep, play, and eat. And be petted only when they want.
There is a Buddhist story that cats once ruled the world but decided to let man take care of them. It has a grain of truth.
Cats are definitely more clever.

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My cat uses the toilet, really. Instead of the litter box?! But just like some men, he doesn't flush or put the lid down.

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Originally posted by caissad4
If you beat a dog he comes crawling back to you on his belly.
If you hit a cat he will piss on your keyboard.
If you call a dog he comes to you enthusiastically.
If you call a cat he looks at you like you are stupid. Unless you give him food
Dogs are expected to guard their house.
Cats are expected to sleep, play, and eat. And be petted only when they want.
There is a Buddhist story that cats once ruled the world but decided to let man take care of them. It has a grain of truth.
Cats are definitely more clever.





Try that with a police dog
Or never wake up
He knows what side his bread is buttered
That's because they are stupid
That's why we buy them
That's why dogs kick their ass
I'm Christian, it has no truth
Dogs are definitely more clever๐Ÿ˜›

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Cats rule dogs drule...simple as that....later

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Cats are smarter.

Alekhine had two cats...not two dogs. Enough said.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Dogs or Cats?
"which" iz smarter...
not "who"...


rookie

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Originally posted by 500MGOC
Cats are smarter.

Alekhine had two cats...not two dogs. Enough said.
I bet Lasker had dogs and if so enough said.

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I've never seen a cat chase a car.

Yet I have seen many more dead cats on the streets and highways than dead dogs. I'm still working on how that happens.

Maybe it's an attitude thing with cats. They just stroll out in front of a car with the assumption that they rule, and that the car will just automatically stop and wait while they continue on their way.

So that would make dogs smarter. They're dumb enough to chase a car, but smart enough to not get in front of it and expect that it will stop for them.

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Originally posted by mwmiller
I've never seen a cat chase a car.

Yet I have seen many more dead cats on the streets and highways than dead dogs. I'm still working on how that happens.

Maybe it's an attitude thing with cats. They just stroll out in front of a car with the assumption that they rule, and that the car will just automatically stop and wait while they continue on ...[text shortened]... se a car, but smart enough to not get in front of it and expect that it will stop for them.
We swerve around dogs.

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Originally posted by leestatic
We swerve around dogs.
You drive on the wrong side of the road too, so what can I say.๐Ÿ˜€

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smarter???

a dog thinks,
"you pet me, you feed me, you shelter me, you love me, you must be God."

a cat thinks,
"you pet me, you feed me, you shelter me, you love me, I must be God."

both illusionary circumstances...
rookie likes dogs

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Originally posted by rookie54
"which" iz smarter...
not "who"...


rookie
obviously both our canine and feline friends are smarter than rusty here ๐Ÿ˜‰


cats are the superior species.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Dogs or Cats?
"Cats - Cats are trainable animal too, they can recognize many household things like radio or TV. Cats can even check traffic before crossing the streets. Cats are sweet and smart to get attention too, like following human, meowing, rub near the ankle or sit on lap. Cats keen hearing ability can recognize their owner's footstep and stranger's footstep, too.

"Dogs - A very trainable and sociable, dogs can understand commands and obedience’s. Dogs are tend to be a sensitive animal, they feel jealousy and won't forget someone who hurt them in their entire life. Dogs can identify and remember humans and other animals they've met, even they just heard on radio or seen on TV."

-Hannah Serrano