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Who will be Starrman's Daddy?

Who will be Starrman's Daddy?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Jesus! That's it, no more decisions for you! Giving hotcrotch guardianship ove Starrman?! Are you out of your mind?

Hotcrotch is a personification of the seven deadly sins. Aside from being a lustful fornicator, he's a slothful, greedy pig. Despite his elitist attitude, his backstabbing hatred or those he percieves as his betters is legendary. ...[text shortened]... vers all the major sins... and you want to mold Starrman in hotcrotch's image? Shame on you.
nothing wrong with that... at all... 🙂

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Yes, makes you insane and prone to violence.
Doesn't your wife have a bun in the oven? You want to tell me you're gonna be more violence prone?

God help us...

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Well, ordinarily those might be drawbacks, but isn't part of a father's job to prepare his son for the world he'll be living in? Since Starrman lives in the world of RHP/PTIG/CAW/TFC, his world does include random acts of ... Hecateness.

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Originally posted by Crowley
Doesn't your wife have a bun in the oven? You want to tell me you're gonna be more violence prone?

God help us...
Don't be surprised if I end up in a clock tower pumping round after round into the unsuspecting crowd.

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I've already paid the deposit for his bunk at summer Jesus camp. I am the only one qualified to be Starrdiddy.

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Originally posted by Crowley
Doesn't your wife have a bun in the oven? You want to tell me you're gonna be more violence prone?

God help us...
HoH is reproducing? Forget Jesus Camp. Sign the baby up for Dr. Phil.

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Originally posted by reader1107
HoH is reproducing? Forget Jesus Camp. Sign the baby up for Dr. Phil.
Jerry Springer, get it right.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Jerry Springer, get it right.
Actually, Jerry Springer was my first thought, but I don't want you running into my relatives.

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If Moldy Crow were still around I bet he'd be good for the job. He's got the skills (and the mustache) for this kind of thing. Only those who are mentally 'out of reach' can help keep those on the brink from toppling over (completely).

Everyone else here would be probably end up killing Starr and or Starr Jr., and we all know it.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
If Moldy Crow were still around I bet he'd be good for the job. He's got the skills (and the mustache) for this kind of thing. Only those who are mentally 'out of reach' can help keep those on the brink from toppling over (completely).

Everyone else here would be probably end up killing Starr and or Starr Jr., and we all know it.
All he really needs is this: http://www.babalublog.com/archives/002908.html

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
If Moldy Crow were still around I bet he'd be good for the job. He's got the skills (and the mustache) for this kind of thing. Only those who are mentally 'out of reach' can help keep those on the brink from toppling over (completely).

Everyone else here would be probably end up killing Starr and or Starr Jr., and we all know it.
Moldy Crow would be the ideal candidate, sadly, after massive mushroom consumption he's a little... well.. off.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
If Moldy Crow were still around I bet he'd be good for the job. He's got the skills (and the mustache) for this kind of thing.
I still remember Uncle Moldy's moustache rides. 😳