26 Feb 07
Now taking applications for a fatherly parental figure for Starrman.
As I'm sure you're aware, Starrman needs love and nuturing in this critical time in his life. The successful candidate will also be called upon to provide gentle, yet firm guidance to the wayward that is Starrman. A delicate balance between love and discipline must be established. Along these lines, Starrman needs to be taught to respect women for more than just their sexuality. In addition, he must be sent to the gym regularly, if not given a workout in the dojo on a regular basis. Finally, all candidates must be willing to explore the nature of spirituality with the ultimate goal of bringing Starrman to God.
Please submit your qualifications in providing adequate care, feeding and love to our beloved Starrman. Details are paramount and a list of references be needed.
26 Feb 07
Originally posted by Hand of Hecatesorry no i can't do it... as i count him as my daddy!!!
Now taking applications for a fatherly parental figure for Starrman.
As I'm sure you're aware, Starrman needs love and nuturing in this critical time in his life. The successful candidate will also be called upon to provide gentle, yet firm guidance to the wayward that is Starrman. A delicate balance between love and discipline must be establis ...[text shortened]... g and love to our beloved Starrman. Details are paramount and a list of references be needed.
some one help him to help me 🙂 please!!!!!
I will pay...actually.... no i wont; he wont let me. please anyone, someone help him...
26 Feb 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateWhy not you? You're highly literate and have a low tolerance for crap.
Now taking applications for a fatherly parental figure for Starrman.
As I'm sure you're aware, Starrman needs love and nuturing in this critical time in his life. The successful candidate will also be called upon to provide gentle, yet firm guidance to the wayward that is Starrman. A delicate balance between love and discipline must be establis ...[text shortened]... g and love to our beloved Starrman. Details are paramount and a list of references be needed.
26 Feb 07
Originally posted by reader1107Sweet Jesus! I concur with catfoodhalfwit, I'm hardly an incarnation of sanity myself and I would only ad fuel to the flaming train wreck that is Starrman. Starrman would be better off being raised by wolves than having me take him under my wing.
Why not you? You're highly literate and have a low tolerance for crap.
26 Feb 07
Originally posted by Bosse de Nageideal.. god help us then... hahaha
Seitse should be available.
love you seitse!!!
but NO!!!! you arent allowed to be a dad yet! ok never for the time being! not to starrman, he needs someone nice and gentle to tech him the right ways.. such as Cadwah; his more relaxed...
26 Feb 07
Originally posted by MissShellNo way, I can't even look after myself.
ideal.. god help us then... hahaha
love you seitse!!!
but NO!!!! you arent allowed to be a dad yet! ok never for the time being! not to starrman, he needs someone nice and gentle to tech him the right ways.. such as Cadwah; his more relaxed...
26 Feb 07
Originally posted by Hand of Hecate1) Healthcare
Please submit your qualifications in providing adequate care, feeding and love to our beloved Starrman. Details are paramount and a list of references be needed.
I am good at providing food for young Starrman. Within no time his digestive system will mutate in order to subsist entirely on chocolate and soda.
2) Discipline
I will take Starrman to obedience school and I will make sure he knows his s's: sit, stay, smoke, sleep, sneak, slack, sneer.
3) Home
Part of growing up is making your bed every day. Starrman will apply his stolid willpower to this chore, while I will apply my fatherly wisdom in handling the matches when we make a big fire to "clean" his room once a month.
4) God and Women
I will make sure that Starrman treats all deities with the respect they deserve. To this effect, we will change our family religion once a year to experience God from all his difference angles. I will also show Starrman how to use Women properly and how to tip. When the time is right I will choose a wife for him from amongst my most bitter enemy's daughters and we will forge the way for peace in the land.
5) Rocking
A good part of our quality time together will be spent in music education. This is, I feel, an area that can be most improved upon, and with my nurturing nature I am sure that one day Starrman will like music that doesn't involve bitter, barren women singing about waitresses and abortions.
26 Feb 07
Originally posted by hopscotchhahaha ok i think you get the job!!!!
1) Healthcare
I am good at providing food for young Starrman. Within no time his digestive system will mutate in order to subsist entirely on chocolate and soda.
2) Discipline
I will take Starrman to obedience school and I will make sure he knows his s's: sit, stay, smoke, sleep, sneak, slack, sneer.
3) Home
Part of growing up is making your bed e ...[text shortened]... ike music that doesn't involve bitter, barren women singing about waitresses and abortions.
26 Feb 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateStarrman needs daddy.
Now taking applications for a fatherly parental figure for Starrman.
As I'm sure you're aware, Starrman needs love and nuturing in this critical time in his life. The successful candidate will also be called upon to provide gentle, yet firm guidance to the wayward that is Starrman. A delicate balance between love and discipline must be establis ...[text shortened]... g and love to our beloved Starrman. Details are paramount and a list of references be needed.
Applicants apply within.
(weirdos are allowed).
26 Feb 07
Originally posted by MissShellJesus! That's it, no more decisions for you! Giving hotcrotch guardianship ove Starrman?! Are you out of your mind?
hahaha ok i think you get the job!!!!
Hotcrotch is a personification of the seven deadly sins. Aside from being a lustful fornicator, he's a slothful, greedy pig. Despite his elitist attitude, his backstabbing hatred or those he percieves as his betters is legendary. I think that covers all the major sins... and you want to mold Starrman in hotcrotch's image? Shame on you.
26 Feb 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateWhen you have kids it changes you.
Jesus! That's it, no more decisions for you! Giving hotcrotch guardianship ove Starrman?! Are you out of your mind?
Hotcrotch is a personification of the seven deadly sins. Aside from being a lustful fornicator, he's a slothful, greedy pig. Despite his elitist attitude, his backstabbing hatred or those he percieves as his betters is legendary. ...[text shortened]... vers all the major sins... and you want to mold Starrman in hotcrotch's image? Shame on you.