Originally posted by !~TONY~!I gotta disagree Tony,
MacGyver vs. Anyone.....
I give it to MacGyver. He can make a bazooka out of a car muffler, a light cover, a car lighter, and oil. MacGyver <-----Champion.
MacGyver would be the guy I would want on Survivor for sure but I think one of the Ninja turtles (don't care which one, any one) could beat him down. I didn't really watch the show much but I don't think Macyver got out of too many physical scraps.
Originally posted by Frank BurnsLOL, point well taken. So I guess it would be a draw then due to boredom? What if the "Joes" were put into the arena with a bunch of rabid pitbulls?
Excellent rebuttal Joe!
However that brings me back to my first argument. Those two dopes would be so busy second guessing and analyzing each other the worst they could expect from each other is a dose of halitosis. However I do like the thought of Joe parking Joe's cranium. But Joe (schmoe that is) has the option of pass or run. Joe (other schmoe) has the choice of charge the mound or take his base.
See what I mean?
Dick Cheney vs. The Tin Man from "The Wizard of Oz"
Tie. Neither of them have any heart! 😉 Hehehehe.
(By the way, The Wizard of Oz is airing this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday on TNT I believe. For those of you who have kids who haven't seen this movie yet, try staying in for the weekend! 🙂)
Originally posted by seraphimvultureSpeaking of "Dick". Below is a link to the funniest thing I have seen in the longest time. You need QuickTime loaded and it contains much profanity so enjoy:
Dick Cheney vs. The Tin Man from "The Wizard of Oz"
Tie. Neither of them have any heart! 😉 Hehehehe.
(By the way, The Wizard of Oz is airing this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday on TNT I believe. For those of you who have kids who haven't seen this movie yet, try staying in for the weekend! 🙂)
http://miscellaneousheathen.com/heathen/abd.mov
Originally posted by jimmyb270I have to go with macguyver here too, anyone who can build a torch out of a tenspeed bicycle and cut a man out of an armored car with it, is just beyond the level of welding a metal door and a gun turret to a van/truck/etc. Besides Macguyver is one of the rarest things in history, he's a man that looked good even with a mullet haircut.
What about BA Baracus from the A-Team? He can do all that stuff too, and he's built like a small house.
Nyxie
The Fonz vs Ponch
Wow, talk about a Battle Royale!! Both have obsessions with their hair and were skilled with their motorcycle abilities (okay except for when Fonzie jumped the trash cans at Arnolds and ended up in a pile of fried chicken and also the famous "jumping the shark" thing). The Fonz always talked a good game but I don't think he really ever used his supposed "muscle". Ponch, on the other hand, was a cop so I am sure he has had to deal with some failry tough customers. The CHiP wins but what a match it would be.
Originally posted by Joe FistI gotta believe that even rabid pitbulls have better taste than that Joe. I think they they would eat their own dung first.
LOL, point well taken. So I guess it would be a draw then due to boredom? What if the "Joes" were put into the arena with a bunch of rabid pitbulls?
Hey, wait a sec, am I talking about the Joes or the pbulls?
Geez, now even I'm confused.