Who would win in a fight?

Captain Kangaroo or Mr. Rogers:

I'll go with the Kangaroo man. Plenty of beef to both absorb and deliver punishment. And he is after all a Captain.
And those stories of Fred Rogers being a killer Marine are all just urban myths. In real life he was a boot licking dog for the media moguls.

So there.

Oprah vs Rosie O'Donnell:

Wow!!! Too close to call. Both have the "life rage" factor going for them but although she has bounced on the weight loss thing from time to time, I have to choose Winfrey. Rosie has the bulk from the big macs to cushion any flurry Oprah may unleash but I don't think O'Donnell has the agility and respiratory capacity to keep up with her. While visually disturbing to witness this match, I think it could be a battle of the ages.

tony blair vs a t rex

i rekon tony blair coz the t rex would die of bordom from one of tonys long speeches on how to make britain a lamer place to live

Me vs You

Foregone conclusion, you don't stand a chance.😛