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I tend to be a very yellow person. Sometimes i just get so afraid... And it's affecting my life.. I can't go out anymore...

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Originally posted by adam warlock
I tend to be a very yellow person. Sometimes i just get so afraid... And it's affecting my life.. I can't go out anymore...
I know you are, but what am I?

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Originally posted by adam warlock
I tend to be a very yellow person. Sometimes i just get so afraid... And it's affecting my life.. I can't go out anymore...
If you're serious, having a yellow tone to your skin (not like chinese, but
really yellow) can be signs of a bad lever. You should immediately get on
a plane to my human testing facility where I perform various tests on
consenting human adults to see what treatment works and what not. I
give no guarantee you'll be well again as I will really test a new drug on
you, made to enhance your penis (this is the kinds of projects that pays
the most, so naturally we focus harder on those). Or if you're female we
will experiment to see if you can grow a penis through stretching facilities
of various kinds in combination with hormonal injections. You may
experience painful and disorienting side affects, but it's a small price to
pay for the service to mankind; for the good of millions.

Think about it, ok? 🙂

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Originally posted by adam warlock
I tend to be a very yellow person. Sometimes i just get so afraid... And it's affecting my life.. I can't go out anymore...
http://www.phobialist.com/

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Originally posted by stocken
If you're serious, having a yellow tone to your skin (not like chinese, but
really yellow) can be signs of a bad lever. You should immediately get on
a plane to my human testing facility where I perform various tests on
consenting human adults to see what treatment works and what not. I
give no guarantee you'll be well again as I will really test a n ...[text shortened]... ice to
pay for the service to mankind; for the good of millions.

Think about it, ok? 🙂
What's that all about penises?! I'm a guy and I don't need any penis enlargement! 😠 Quite the contrary actually...😏
I'm yellow bacause i'm afraid of everything. I even fear not being afraid cause it gives all the excuses i need to do nothing at all.

Got any solution to that?

😞

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Originally posted by adam warlock
What's that all about penises?! I'm a guy and I don't need any penis enlargement!
The question is not about if you need a penis enlargement. The question is
whether or not we can do it.

Fear? Yes, we've got drugs for that too. Now, come over here and we'll see if
can enlarge your penis further. 🙂

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Originally posted by adam warlock
What's that all about penises?! I'm a guy and I don't need any penis enlargement! 😠 Quite the contrary actually...😏
I'm yellow bacause i'm afraid of everything. I even fear not being afraid cause it gives all the excuses i need to do nothing at all.

Got any solution to that?

😞
If you take any drugs, packing them in would be a good start.
If you don't get out much, then that is part of the cause, not a symptom, get out and exercise as often as you can and get a life (meant in the best way)

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
If you take any drugs, packing them in would be a good start.
If you don't get out much, then that is part of the cause, not a symptom, get out and exercise as often as you can and get a life (meant in the best way)
Getting a life scares me... I'm yellow to the bone!

😞

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Originally posted by stocken
The question is not about if you need a penis enlargement. The question is
whether or not we can do it.

Fear? Yes, we've got drugs for that too. Now, come over here and we'll see if
can enlarge your penis further. 🙂
You do have drugs for fear?! Cool.
When can we start? Where is your location?

But no penis enlargement please...

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Originally posted by adam warlock
Getting a life scares me... I'm yellow to the bone!

😞
Then you're F****d


Note to the mods.....rephrase the above with the same impact and i'll give you a cookie.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Then you're F****d


Note to the mods.....rephrase the above with the same impact and i'll give you a cookie.
:'(

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Originally posted by adam warlock
:'(
Fear is fear, you appear to be posatively unwilling to change.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Fear is fear, you appear to be posatively unwilling to change.
I don't know if your kidding or not but i was... it was just a spin-off thread
But if you weren't kidding thanks for the concern.

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Originally posted by adam warlock
I don't know if your kidding or not but i was... it was just a spin-off thread
But if you weren't kidding thanks for the concern.
It's funny because it's true 😛